I Was Supposed To Go To Bed An Hour Ago Dont Tell My Mom

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Shrek came out 13 years ago

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here