Dana Scully - Blog Posts

The X-Files 90s anime poster

Late night coffee with the FBI's most unwanted 👽🛸

Mulder it’s me I’m being petted really hard

Bonus plush designs I made for the two

never not thinking about Dana Scully with that machete

I'm watching the X files, the cinematography there is soo tasty, so I had to do a few studies :') i vaguely remember seeing some episodes as a kid, feels nice to get back to it twenty something years later

seeing Kim Manners name in the credits: the episode is going to be art

The X Files S01E01 - Pilot

i love when x-files does the "people recounting mulder being an absolute weirdo" bit

mulder and scully witnessing the incomprehensible horrors of the universe while unraveling elaborate government conspiracy.

mulder's tie:

posting this on my blog to add the link to prints (with the permission of @child-of-delirium who commissioned this piece)

at least he’s consistent 🤷🏼‍♀️

as he should

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

One thing about Mulder is he will cause a scene. No one is more reliable when it comes to causing a scene.

i would love to read your chronic pain scully au, just saying 👀

So would I, unfortunately it does not exist

Yet

It could be

WhatifIweretosay chronic pain Scully who won’t diagnose herself because then she would have a bias and wont try to get diagnosed because she knows how this system works and Mulder who is desperately trying to get her to see a doctor but, “its not debilitating so its fine” is high key her audited

I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

I haven’t been able to bring myself to finish the txfs but after maybe six years i did finish btvs so obviously i had to find something knew (old) to watch. That would be Bones, and here is a non-conclusive list if the reactions my friends have been sent since i started it and watched 15 episodes this week:

“Brennan is so funny and autistic”

“Also “spit in your hand and we can be scully and mulder” “i don’t know what that means” was PEAK”

“every time she says “idk what the means” i giggle”

““Pack your bags bones we’re going to washington state” “i am not going to Washington state” so msr coded Giving “pack your cow boy boots scully” or “common scully itll be a nice trip in the forest””

“This is soooo bad blood The detective is trying to ask bones out and booth doesnt like it”

“HAND ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK”

““Times like this are why i need a gun” “here, this is for SELF DEFENSE” AH”

“Zack and Brennan’s relationship is so cute, shes so proud of her smart little assistant and he so proud of his wicked smart boss”

““They put a hit out on your lady scientist”

Booth: 😯 (later) “Shes not fbi” “i never said anything about fbi, shes my partner ese, and if anything happens to her ill find you and i’ll kill you, i wont think twice” *me screaming somewhere in the background”

““You miss me” “no!” “Just pick up the phone” “dont miss you” “and call me” “no” “we’ll do lunch” *more of me screaming*”

“*booth covers bone’s face* “Do not look at Dr. Brennan!” (Why is like this- why do i like it?)”

“The way booth opens the door for bones, closes it, and then runs around the car i’m weak (bare minimum)”

“He went home with her cuz the mobs after her and she needs to be protected (which she doesn’t want to be) and he knows if she stays at the lab (where the security is really tight) she’ll work instead of sleep aww oh he got blown up”

“Guy to booth: you look like crap

Booth: a little more hospital pudding and ill be fine. Stick. With. Her. (Bones)

Guy: if thats what you want

Bones: is anyone going to ask what i want

Booth: no.

EEEEEEEE”

“This episode is literally Young at Heart (txf s1e16)”

““Its okay i’m right here it’s all over” AHHH”

“Ah shes injured and he flew down from dc and looked at her face all tenderly”

“Some dude: ms brennan

Booth: Dr. brennan

Sd: MD

Bones: phd

Sd: those who cant do do research

Booth: *angry booth noises*”

There are several times i text a quote followed by “*angry booth noises*”

“I love the running gag abt her gun and ‘he was trying to light me on fire’”

I think the article I’m using for my research paper was written by Fox Mulder under an alias

And btw this from a psychology archive

Chapter 14 of A Muse, a Myth, a Mortal is UP

In the morning he left before she did. In the office he didn’t make a move to put his hand on what had become its usual place on her back and he failed to make it home for dinner.

On the third day of this, when Mulder gave her a wide berth in the kitchen as she went to move past him, Scully snapped. “Mulder, what is wrong with you?” Mulder nearly spit out his coffee.

“Pardon?” he choked out. Scully put a hand on her hip and gave him a severe look that was in no way negated by the Flinstone’s pajama pants she was wearing with her UMaryland sweatshirt.

ok sorry you may already know this but in a post in like june i think you said mulder isn’t color blind WRONG he is confirmed red-green color blind in wetwired S3EP8

-a fellow ex files fanatic

p.s have a cookie 🍪

Hey!!! I did end up making a post about this, cannon is wrong not me, i am aware that this is establish in s3e23 wetwired❤️ i don’t feel like digging through my blog to find it so ill just reiterate myself: it doesn’t make logical sense for him to be red/green color blind. In either colony or endgame or both (i cant remember off the too of my head) he can tell the difference between green “alien blood” and red human blood, so he is not red green color blind as he does not perceive one as the other and can clearly see the distinction (it does happen other times in cannon but i dont feel like digging through the wiki rn)

Edit: also if he were color blind enough not to be able to perceive the colors in wetwired he would’ve failed a Farnsworth D-15 test and not be allowed to be in the FBI it was a throw away line plot device that they didn’t think through

When do you guys think the mulder and scully realized that, romantic or otherwise, they were going to spend the rest of their lives together? I think that Scully definitely resigned herself to it first, and Mulder realized it after an exchange like:

Scully (taking Benadryl): you know, it’s genius, you cant care about weather or not you are breathing if your asleep for 12 hours

Mulder: yeah im starting to feel a cold coming on can i have some

Scully: no, never take this shit it gives you dimentia

Mulder: but your taking it

Scully: yeah but if YOU get dementia I don’t wanna have to deal with it

“Hey siri, where can I buy a ‘ridiculously oversized trench coat’ like Mulder and Scully’s from the x files”

Please drop me some good MSR Au fic recs i love all of slippinmickeys and mldrgrl’s works so anything like theirs or by the dim flaring lamps would be great. ❤️❤️❤️

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

No thoughts just the idea of scully in armor

No rizz just pretty green eyes and texting “everyone knows birds are government drones anyway”

am I a bad person for absolutely loving it when mulder loses his shit when scully's hurt or am I a woman of fine tastes

The xfiles “they both reach for the gun” edits i need to see:

Pusher (then gun being an actual gun)

Wetwired: Mulder and Maggie (the gun being Scully)

Skinner/CSM (either works) and Mulder thw gun beung the cure for scullys cancer

Fire: scully and phoebe (the gun is mulder)

GET WORKING EDITORS

Someone get those people writing were wolf!scully fics (cuz yes there are numerous, or maybe im thinking of vampire) and tell them to write this down