“Hey Siri, Where Can I Buy A ‘ridiculously Oversized Trench Coat’ Like Mulder And Scully’s From

Using AI for a creative work feels like breaking someone’s really well thought out magic system and when you bring someone back from the dead the author or dm is like “hey dude you cant do that” and you’re just like “yuh huh”

@actual-changeling i NEED to see talent show please

i'm looking up team building activities for a fic (yes the three leg race idea has taken root. yes there are over 1k words already. yes it will get longer) and this is some sort of high-level corporate comedy. i present to you:

the highlights

i feel like this is just an excuse to get drunk on the clock

"fun" kevin i don't think anyone would think of this as fun

i have never met a single person in my life that enjoys meeting people this way. ever. if this will foster anything it's prolonged awkwardness and embarrassment

i uh. i think these speak for themselves

lost for words. WHO wrote this article

unless you are a tech start-up or either deep in the nerd sector this will NOT work

y'know what. i think this would be GREAT. have a bunch of fbi agents shoot at each other to get rid of some frustrations. i'm sure nothing will go wrong

how to murder your co worker and get away with it—the company activity

i really cannot blame mulder for wanting to get the fuck away from that experience. however. i will force him to go to one anyway. at least he and scully will get to share a room

I just cant decide who lights my fire

Another scully sketch this one even sketchier

I need to settle and argument please reblog

Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.

DIVORCE ARC???

Fuck am I gonna have to watch my parents get divorced again???

The x files… the themes… WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! If the x files had stuck to its theming it literally would’ve been the fact that Mulder and Scully loved each other that would save the day. But instead they decided to hurt them over and over and they never got their happy ending. Divorce arc and family members dying one by one and they never get anything they want and the grief is overwhelming and THATS NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THE SHOW!!!’ ITS JUST THE DRAMA FOR TELEVISION!!!!!

Is it bad that i can name what episodes most of these are from?

Top left: pilot (obvs)

Second left: jersey devil

Second right: fire

Third left: beyond the sea

Third right: gender bender

Bottom left: darkness falls

Bottom right: i *think* eve but im not positive

they weren’t even together- 🥹🤍

Au where Scully’s more of a smoker than she is in the show and she’s trying to quit but its like the episode of community where Britta tries to quit and shes in a meeting with Skinner and she just losing it and he’s like “do you need a break…” and mulder’s like “no she’s quitting smoking” and Skinner’s like “can she not…”

I feel like if ellen (the mother of Scully’s godson s1e5 Jersey Devil, obviously a close friend who encourages her to go after Mulder literally in the FIFTH episode) had been in the series more, or Melissa for that matter, either Mulder and Scully’s relationship would’ve progressed 10x more quickly or we would’ve at least gotten a few “yeah i was telling ellen about y- about this case we’re working on.”

“Missy thinks you’re full of shit.” “And why does she thinks that” “well i was telling her about- never mind”

Ellen meeting Mulder with the “i’ve heard a lot about you.”

Or better yet Mulder greets Missy (if they hadn’t met for the first time during abduction arc) with “i’ve heard a lot about you” and Missy gives him the you’re-not-good-enough-for-my-baby-sister stare and responds with “Really? Because Dana’s told me absolutely nothing about you (lie).”

Just saying Scully needed more friends, Mulder got the gun men and Scully got be the only consistent female character for at least five season

chilling adventures of lucy carlyle 🐈‍⬛💙