I haven’t been able to bring myself to finish the txfs but after maybe six years i did finish btvs so obviously i had to find something knew (old) to watch. That would be Bones, and here is a non-conclusive list if the reactions my friends have been sent since i started it and watched 15 episodes this week:
“Brennan is so funny and autistic”
“Also “spit in your hand and we can be scully and mulder” “i don’t know what that means” was PEAK”
“every time she says “idk what the means” i giggle”
““Pack your bags bones we’re going to washington state” “i am not going to Washington state” so msr coded Giving “pack your cow boy boots scully” or “common scully itll be a nice trip in the forest””
“This is soooo bad blood The detective is trying to ask bones out and booth doesnt like it”
“HAND ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK”
““Times like this are why i need a gun” “here, this is for SELF DEFENSE” AH”
“Zack and Brennan’s relationship is so cute, shes so proud of her smart little assistant and he so proud of his wicked smart boss”
““They put a hit out on your lady scientist”
Booth: 😯 (later) “Shes not fbi” “i never said anything about fbi, shes my partner ese, and if anything happens to her ill find you and i’ll kill you, i wont think twice” *me screaming somewhere in the background”
““You miss me” “no!” “Just pick up the phone” “dont miss you” “and call me” “no” “we’ll do lunch” *more of me screaming*”
“*booth covers bone’s face* “Do not look at Dr. Brennan!” (Why is like this- why do i like it?)”
“The way booth opens the door for bones, closes it, and then runs around the car i’m weak (bare minimum)”
“He went home with her cuz the mobs after her and she needs to be protected (which she doesn’t want to be) and he knows if she stays at the lab (where the security is really tight) she’ll work instead of sleep aww oh he got blown up”
“Guy to booth: you look like crap
Booth: a little more hospital pudding and ill be fine. Stick. With. Her. (Bones)
Guy: if thats what you want
Bones: is anyone going to ask what i want
Booth: no.
EEEEEEEE”
“This episode is literally Young at Heart (txf s1e16)”
““Its okay i’m right here it’s all over” AHHH”
“Ah shes injured and he flew down from dc and looked at her face all tenderly”
“Some dude: ms brennan
Booth: Dr. brennan
Sd: MD
Bones: phd
Sd: those who cant do do research
Booth: *angry booth noises*”
There are several times i text a quote followed by “*angry booth noises*”
“I love the running gag abt her gun and ‘he was trying to light me on fire’”