Alice Cullen - Blog Posts
My mother while watching the movie for the first time after reading the books of twilight
My mom : Why is she moving like that , why does she speak like that.
Me: mom she is just awkward.
Like me
My mom : ohh
Who keeps letting Carlisle watch Greys Anatomy??
A very happy holidays to everyone and especially to my lovely secret santa, @cudan2 !!! This is my take on some of your adorable headcanons and I hope you love it <3333
@twilight-secret-gift-exchange thanks for arranging this :)
I never finished this, but here are some slumber party Cullens!
the way that this was a real scene in the real new moon movie 🤩🤩🤩🤎🤎🤎 i love it
support my art :))
Effervescent ✨✨🐌🐌
I saw this sweater on an instagram ad and I knew it was absolutely perfect for our Eddie
Bonus:
Rosalie!!!
because today’s my birthday and I can do what I want ❤️❤️❤️
some pretty princess cullens 💕✨💖👑
(Emmett in a dress finally I know I know)
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Esme wip ✨💛🧚🏼♀️😌 i love her
Rose and bebe 😢😢😢😢 it’s what she deserves
bells 💗💘✨❤️🥰
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if our fave Cullen sisters were 2020 “teenagers” lol
I just can’t stop doing twilight art someone please tell me to stop
The Cullen kids fave artists/genre
Edward: His is probably the easiest because liking classical music is so Edward. He’s the most pretentious vampire I’ve ever seen and would absolutely play Du Bist Die Ruh then get shocked when no one else is into it. I think he also would enjoy Mitski, Paul Anka, and artists with a calmer sound
Bella: I know Smeyer wrote that Bella doesn’t really listen to music but no. She would love 70s music. ABBA, Glen Campbell, Elton John, etc. But her favorite would be Kate Bush (i know shes 80s but shh) for girlboss reasons. I think she’d also enjoy east coast rap.
Alice: Waterparks, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, Chloe Moriondo, artists like that. She’s got a pink shoes black socks vibe, y’know? Her and Edwards music tastes are complete opposites and ALice would try her best to keep up with new music because she wants to support artists that are actually alive and need the money. (Full shade to Edward.)
Emmett: EDM beep boop wowowow music that no one else enjoys. Like dubstep electronic construction sound music so Food House, 100 Gecs (I’ so sorry but it’s true.) and Fraxiom. But also lots of like early 2000′s pop (im thinking Taio Cruz, Pitbull type stuff.)
Jasper: Yeehaw giddy up honky tonk whewww doggy. Luke Bryan is his idol. He kisses his Dolly Parton poster before bed every night then lays there and tells her about his day while cuddling a Johnny Cash body pillow that lays between him and Alice each night (which is fine because Alice has a Hanayo Koizumi cardboard cutout she also needs to sleep next to.)
Rosalie: Sir Chloe, Florence + The Machine, Zeph, Kehlani, any girlboss musician. she rarely listens to male artists and no i am not projecting so dont even. she’s the reason im making this bc i was listening to Femme Fatale by Sir Chloe and had an epiphany. Rosalie is so emotionally constipated that only a starry eyed himbo could get to her heart so look me in the eyes and say she wouldn’t lose her mind over Zeph’s demo ‘Brave Enough’ ??? yeah sure buddy she TOTALLY doesn’t get stabby.
The Cullens but if they used tiktok lol
-Alice would absolutely use Tiktok frequently and force the other cullens to make accounts
-That being said, Alice would post lots, LOTS, of tiktoks and participate in fun little trends. At first bitch baby Edward was like “Don’t you’ll expose us” but then realized that they can explain any suspicion away with filters.
-She also very actively plays Roblox horror games and gets accused of hacking.
-Edward makes emo Simpsons edits+edgy povs. you wanna pretend this skinny illinois whiteboy wouldnt sHE beLIEveD every fucking caption?
-Edward’s pov character is a wizard named Flame of war. He is a mob boss/patriot/single father looking for love in a dark, unaccepting world.
-Rosalie has tons of followers, she posts short videos of her lipsyncing or just fit checks for funsies. Otherwise, she wouldn’t really have any interest in social media.
-Bella doesn’t post, but her fyp is the funniest, edward keeps trying to get her to duet his povs.
-Emmett most definetly makes gym vids and bf pov/thirst traps. all of the comments are either asking if he does steroids or about his massive mommy milkerz
-Carlisle doesn’t post, but he follows all the doctors of tiktok in solidarity and comments things like “nice!” or “awesome info!” or “this is not correct. delete.”
-Jasper only likes and comments on Alice’s videos, but his comments are just like the thumbs up emoji or a smiley face, he once tried to post but the vid got taken down for the confederate flag in the back.
-Esme doesnt have tiktok because i love her too much and dont want that for her. Neither does Renesmee bc she’s a dumb fucking baby and I hate her.
-Jacob got banned from social media for being a literal child predator.
