teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?
me: the due date.
“i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life
so my lil cousin was searching for soy sauce.
he took a bottle of soy sauce, read its label 'kecap manis' -which literally translates to sweet soy sauce- and he was like "oma, I cant find the soy sauce, this is not it"
i looked at him for a solid second and was like 'gimme dat' snatching the bottle of soy sauce from him. and he was like 'nah dis aint it, trust me'
i read the label it literally says kecap manis
'read the label'
'yeah i did, see? it says *while pointing out the words hes reading*
ke cap ma ni-
he stopped. realizing his mistake.
'dont. shut up.'
Itori: What’s the signal if something goes wrong?
Uta: How about “oh shit”?
Itori: Sounds good.
Kaneki: At this point I've realized that "let's go home" is or fandom's way of saying "this ship is cannon." Urie just said it to Mutsuki, Ayato said it to Hinami, and Hide-
Hide: HIDE MADE IT A THING!
Kaneki: Yeah...
Ayato: “WHO THE FUCK”
Hinami: “LANGUAGE!”
Ayato: “Sorry my bad”
Ayato: “WHOM THE FUCK”
I’ve been shipping Mutsurie for less than a day and I’ve already run out of fanarts and fanfictions This might be a problem
Remember when Ayato showed concern for Hina
Now Urie saves Mutsuki
Is Ishida testing us with our ships
I’ve always wondered why I don’t have an otp from tokyo ghoul, but now…. I’m trash for mutsurie
After this chapter I feel like I made a terrible mistake by changing my main favorite ship from Touken to Mutsurie. It’s like I abandoned a ship safely heading to its destination so that I can sink with Titanic.
THEY DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS
look at how happy hinami is with ayato i’m 😭😭😭😭
Ishida. Please.
STOP.
CENSORING.
MY SHIPS.
…
PLEASE.
Hinami: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands
Ayato: that's impos-
Hinami: (cups Ayato's face)
Ayato: (blushing) I have a reputation
In :re quest chapter 3, Ishida seems to be implying that Mutsuki could be developing some feeling for Urie, even if he himself isn’t aware of them.
We can see how he is watching at him from afar, even being able to perceive his mood changes.
“…I wonder what Urie-kun is finding so funny,” Mutsuki murmured. He had just stepped out of the conference room when he had come across Urie. Urie’s face looked the same as ever, but Mutsuki felt there was something different about him.
To the point in which Urie’s scent far from disgusting him is a familiar smell for him
“Mutsuki contemplated. The type of art that Mutsuki was most familiar with was paintings for sure. Though one of the biggest reasons for that was because Urie painted on a daily basis.
The smell of oil paint would ooze from Urie’s room and even from Urie himself, and Shirazu and Saiko would often call him stinky without a moment’s hesitation. But to Mutsuki, it felt like that familiar scent exuded Urie, exuded his coldness and prickliness. Was he thinking that way because he had experienced Urie’s solitude during the Auction Operation?”
Perhaps with the passage of time and when mutsuki has calmed down, these feeling will develop in something more than friendship.
(・口・)
Best character development award goes to Urie Kuki
TG:RE
savage
If that overpowered psychic Saiki Kusuo has an account:
Mmmmmmmm
A Good Day to be a Dog has no right to be as great as it is and people need to enjoy it more
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who made this, im wheezing😂
Fuck yeah this is the shit
Me : you think i dont have the brain to think about that?!
*3 second silence*
Mom : ..yeah i guess so.
Mom : *walks out of my room*
Me :
so yeah, thats the story of my mom who just straight up roasted her own daughter