NHS Does Not Have A Mini Doll. He Cannot Be Held Gently Like Baby (or Whatever The Fuck Sort Of MK-Ultra

Pt 2 of the Cumplane “local trans girl falls for pathetic author man” comic. Link to pt 1!

sangcheng in the back with their heads on the table while their dumbass pet rabbit causes Problems I love the gusu trio a normal amount

this video aka 'nat 20 LET'S FUCKING GO' 😅😅😅⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖

original lyrics and audio: perception check--tom cardy (2023)

BUT LET'S MAKE IT MDZS

[jzx] On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do? [nhs] My half-orc barbarian [ nie mingjue! chifeng-zun!! ] braces her great hammer [ saber ] and– That's a one [jzx] Critical fail, Steve [ jiang cheng❣️] what do you do? [jc] Well, I believe in anticipation My rogue [jiang wanyin, sandu shengshou] would try and hide behind a tree– Okay, I rolled a one [jzx, *sigh*] That's another critical fail Tom [ wei ying, lounging louchely bc chaotic gremlin adhd bisexual disasters can't sit properly in chairs c'mon what else did you expect ??? ] what does your human bard [ yiling laozu--wei wuxian!! ] do? [wy, tootles that flute] Active perception check [jzx] That's a natural 20 [wy] Let's fucking go [sick flute solo] 🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎶 🎶These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go🎶 🎶So c'mon get 'em now🎶 🎶You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh 🎶 [ 🎶so skibidi🎶 @bibookdemon i blame you for this being in my brain. i know that's not the lyric but it's funny and it fits right ??? ] 🎶There's no escaping it, I can perceive you🎶 🎶Here's what we're gonna do🎶 [sick flute solo] 🎶Me and my boys are gonna mess you up🎶 [nhs & jc] I rolled a one (I rolled a one) [wy] Fuck 🎶 My boys are otherwise engaged 🎶 🎶 So I'm gonna bring it all myself 🎶 [wy] Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right? [jzx] Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter– [wy] I cast vicious mockery Nat 20, let's go 🎶You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you🎶 [sick flute solo--intense flute music] Short! 🎶Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy [jin guangyao] is"🎶 🎶And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships [with lan xichen 😔]🎶 🎶And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head🎶 🎶But then the doctor said "Wait This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"🎶 [jzx] Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure Perception check, please [wy] Nat 20, let's go [jzx] You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child [jin ling] ([wy] it's always a kid) [jzx] Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time And five [bleep] days of our actual lives [wy] Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better Fuck, his body's just lying there, right? Right? [jzx] Yes [apprehensive pause] (don't) [wy] 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)🎶 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)🎶 🎶Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body🎶 [sick flute solo] [wy] Bitch

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ps the words in [ ] and emphasis were added by me (based on the animatic) for enhanced enjoyment lol []~(￣▽￣)~*

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mobei jun and his dumbass wives

”tell me about your OTP” sorry sir that would cost at least 5 dollars more. The most I can give you at this level is a shitty PowerPoint slide.

SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

An AU where when Shen Yuan died, it created two separate timelines - one where he transmigrated and went through the canon SVSSS events, and one where he survived (along with SQH) and lived on… now they somehow have found out about the other!

(Part 2)

save me fjl save me

@xxmiserysmilesxx

Shen Yuan who accidentally becomes Shang Qinghua's roommate after inviting him over so many times that he already has his toothbrush there.

His whole family thinks they are a couple.

His sis thinks that they are even in very advanced steps of their relationship, like, already engaged or something because of their level of intimacy and closeness.

His brothers think that Shang Qinghua is a vermin who takes advantage of their little Yuan-er's money, until they come across Shang Qinghua grocery shopping and notice all the care he takes in choosing products that won't harm Shen Yuan despite his own comments about love those spicy instant noodles so much (noodles that he don't add to his shopping cart. Everything there is healthy, nutritious and free of agrochemicals).

Eventually, his parents accept Shang Qinghua as well. Sometimes they start calling him "son" and so. As long as Shen Yuan is happy...

Shen Yuan doesn't understand why his family is so weird. He, in love with that pathetic author? What's wrong with them? They live together so that idiot doesn't have to pay rent and prostitute his novel!! Let him write a happy ending without the demands of a jerk-off audience for Luo Binghe!!!

Eventually, PIDW's comments also start to believe for some reason that Airplane and Peerless Cucumber have become boyfriends. Shen Yuan is resigned. Fuck you all.

she’s so baby girl (cult leader with a kill count bigger than Wei Wuxian’s gyatt)

The Hero letting the villain infodump about their newest evil tech before the fight (tactically useful and also being polite)

concept: a villain with adhd, and a hero with autism. They hate each other but also are very accommodating.