”tell Me About Your OTP” Sorry Sir That Would Cost At Least 5 Dollars More. The Most I Can Give You

Moshenshang my beloved thank u for this ooghhh

NO PROBLEM I AM SO HAPPY TO STEER THIS SHIP LIKE THE LITTLE SILLY CAPTAIN I WAS NOT BORN TO BE AND FRANKLY SHOULDN’T BE ENTRUSTED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING!

Have a terrible sketch of the skrunklies for ur service

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

How Not to Sit on a Sofa with the MDZS Gang

//commentary by JGY, getting increasingly unhinged

//styling by Mianmian //refreshments by OYZZ

//the yi city kids are off doing yi city things

BONUS:

Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.

Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!

Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.

Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-

I’ve said this before but you read tgcf and you are like aww Xie Lian saved baby Hong Hong’er and it’s so sweet Hua Cheng fell in love with him and searched for him and gets protective over him. He’s so chivalrous truly a knight in bells booted armour.

Until you read the rest of the books and you realise that Hua Cheng is in fact not acting out of chivalry and must have been going out of his mind for 800 years because every time he and Xie Lian interacted he saw Xie Lian being in a situation and his go to plan was to basically always push the self destruct button and for extra measure throw himself on the chopping block in literal seconds.

Like all his over protectiveness isn’t so much about making Xie Lian a damsel in distress as it is instead a parent taking away all choking hazards and baby proofing the locks except the baby knows martial arts and could kill a man just by twitching his elbow yet he continues to use himself as target practise.

YESSSSSS THEM THEM THEM

Jiang Cheng:Mingjue, I'm asking your permission to date your brother. Nie Mingjue (secretly very pleased Jiang Cheng asked and 1000% approves and has been shipping for 2 years atp): What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

okay but imagine-

Shen Qingqiu ends up as Mobei Jun’s “date” to a demon meeting of sorts, due to Shang Qinghua’s workload just being too much to make it. They’ve been going along with this sort of “arrangement” (throuple? is it a relationship?) for a bit now, but SQQ still isn’t sure that MBJ even LIKES him. Surely he’s just tolerating him for Qinghua’s sake. A few hours into the event, SQQ is way too overwhelmed. His head is spinning, it’s too loud, too much- it’s all a blur already. He can barely discern what’s happening, and he’s ready to find a corner and hope no demon notices him hyperventilating. Before he can leave though, a hand is on his shoulder, and he’s back at Moshang’s place (their place? Is it his too now?) and he’s being led to their bed, a voice telling him to breathe. Mobei Jun is just holding him, cold and solid, a hand running through his hair. They just sit there, until SQQ can feel the room he’s in again. He knows then that it isn’t just Qinghua that MBJ cares about. SQQ is cared about - genuinely, really cared about - by two people. It’s more than he could’ve asked for.

This is the spiritual successor to this post.

ok but listen the black parade died in 2008 and will's last performance with the tapeworms before the slouching towards bethlehem tour was in 2018 and thats 10 years apart

whats ten divided by 2 thats right 5

both mcr and will wood have 4 albums that everyone talks about (bullets, revenge, the black parade, danger days / eial, self-ish, the normal album (notice how both third albums are titled THE something. and happen to be the best ones in my honest opinion. thats right), icimi), 1 album that people mention less cus they dont see it as part of the big 4 (conventional weapons / camp here and there), and 2 live albums from very different eras (1 of which is a part of/associated with a documentary abt them (the real will wood & life on the murder scene)) which means to complete the prophecy they both need a 5TH album

which leads us to a conclusion that mcr5 is REAL and new will wood album in 2025 is REAL and its gonna be a COLLAB and Gerard Way and Will Wood are gonna KISS on stage while holding a pride flag and its gonna be beautiful and everyone will cry