An AU Where When Shen Yuan Died, It Created Two Separate Timelines - One Where He Transmigrated And Went

how dare people hide the funniest shit in their tags. you cannot simply be hilarious then flounce off like a coward.

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”

Comic commission for ZeroKiryuu167 on twitter 💕

Venti is used to people enjoying his music - he’s damn good, after all. But no one quite reacts like Xiao. There’s no one else who’s eyes just… light up again when they hear his music. Xiao’s eyes always seem so unreadable, that deep amber you could drown in. But every time Venti has brought him his music, they seem like endless pools of light.

He doesn’t realise it at first. It begins to take shape midway through, until by the end, it’s clear in every small whistle and dip in the music. He thinks, maybe, this might be his favourite composition yet.

Next time they meet, Venti will play Xiao’s song - and every time after that. Play the song made just for him, until one day Xiao sees his own name written in the music.

Send me links to your fave Pinterest outfits and an MXTX character, I’ll draw them in it (will do some ships too, if you have couples outfits)

*waves hand at my blorbos* I need you two to make out right now. For science.

he xuan post black water arc:

DNFHFHSHDHFHFHD IM GONNA SOB THIS IS AMAZING? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I promise I have so many more memes and stuff in store heheheheheheheh

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For @xxmiserysmilesxx

podfic #37 [ ⛔ ]

A Very Special Collaboration With @xxmiserysmilesxx

ao3! [podfic] You are what you eat by deliciousblizzardshark alternate: archive.org media player time commitment: about 41 mins fic details:

You are what you eat (17669 words, chapters: 9/9) by deliciousblizzardshark @deliciousblizzardshark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eldritch Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Horny Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Body Horror, Possession, of a sort, Cannibalism, Kind Of, Mild Gore, Teeth, When the eldritch abomination possessing you is less of a pining idiot than you are, I did not expect there to be so much fluff when I started writing a fic about an eldrich horror, Fluff and Humor, Smut, Lan Zhan is so fucking thirsty, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Monster sex, Switching, Light BDSM, Rimming, I guess when you write smut you end up with all these sex tags, Self-Lubrication, Seriousness treated Crackily, Implied/Referenced Torture, Dead Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Podfic Available

Summary:

“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

and

Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

and

Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT GIF FOR WWX IN CH1 !!!

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SOMFT LAN WANGJI (microexpression KING wang yibo)

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LWJ! WE SEE YOU GIVING HIM THE ELEVATOR EYES

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BONUS MATERIALS

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Gojo gives a class assignment

gorgeous. Breathtaking. A modern art piece for the ages.

moshenshang but i dont have my tablet so i can't draw this so you get a notes app doodle