Sangcheng In The Back With Their Heads On The Table While Their Dumbass Pet Rabbit Causes Problems I

sangcheng in the back with their heads on the table while their dumbass pet rabbit causes Problems I love the gusu trio a normal amount

this video aka 'nat 20 LET'S FUCKING GO' 😅😅😅⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖

original lyrics and audio: perception check--tom cardy (2023)

BUT LET'S MAKE IT MDZS

[jzx] On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do? [nhs] My half-orc barbarian [ nie mingjue! chifeng-zun!! ] braces her great hammer [ saber ] and– That's a one [jzx] Critical fail, Steve [ jiang cheng❣️] what do you do? [jc] Well, I believe in anticipation My rogue [jiang wanyin, sandu shengshou] would try and hide behind a tree– Okay, I rolled a one [jzx, *sigh*] That's another critical fail Tom [ wei ying, lounging louchely bc chaotic gremlin adhd bisexual disasters can't sit properly in chairs c'mon what else did you expect ??? ] what does your human bard [ yiling laozu--wei wuxian!! ] do? [wy, tootles that flute] Active perception check [jzx] That's a natural 20 [wy] Let's fucking go [sick flute solo] 🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes🎶 🎶These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go🎶 🎶So c'mon get 'em now🎶 🎶You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh 🎶 [ 🎶so skibidi🎶 @bibookdemon i blame you for this being in my brain. i know that's not the lyric but it's funny and it fits right ??? ] 🎶There's no escaping it, I can perceive you🎶 🎶Here's what we're gonna do🎶 [sick flute solo] 🎶Me and my boys are gonna mess you up🎶 [nhs & jc] I rolled a one (I rolled a one) [wy] Fuck 🎶 My boys are otherwise engaged 🎶 🎶 So I'm gonna bring it all myself 🎶 [wy] Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right? [jzx] Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter– [wy] I cast vicious mockery Nat 20, let's go 🎶You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you🎶 [sick flute solo--intense flute music] Short! 🎶Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy [jin guangyao] is"🎶 🎶And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships [with lan xichen 😔]🎶 🎶And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head🎶 🎶But then the doctor said "Wait This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"🎶 [jzx] Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure Perception check, please [wy] Nat 20, let's go [jzx] You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child [jin ling] ([wy] it's always a kid) [jzx] Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time And five [bleep] days of our actual lives [wy] Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better Fuck, his body's just lying there, right? Right? [jzx] Yes [apprehensive pause] (don't) [wy] 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)🎶 🎶Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)🎶 🎶Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body🎶 [sick flute solo] [wy] Bitch

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ps the words in [ ] and emphasis were added by me (based on the animatic) for enhanced enjoyment lol []~(￣▽￣)~*

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