The best we can do is write fan fic on it
stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever
listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them
they’re having a fundamentally different experience
I don't have much of a following or even friends on here but I'm trying to share my GoFundMe for my grandma's funeral as much as possible. she passed away on mine and my mom's birthday unexpectedly. So financially we are falling short of a few thousand to properly lay my grandma to rest. honestly, anything helps.
#gofundme
You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
You pondered your orb for 985 hours
You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
You gained 5 familiars
Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
Your cup size is H
Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice
And I'd like it to stop
“We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”
— Seneca
Everything is happening so much
"oh please mr harker listen to me talk for hours so you can correct my already-perfect english" okay slut
said his love language was physical touch so i beat his ass
a forehead kiss would hit so hard right now