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cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs

— Georgia O'Keeffe

Bird and Fish by Huang Guangjian

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

it’s so cute when men are extra goofy n dumb but when they wanna fuck you they get mean and serious

i'm not wearing all black bitch my thong is pink

"don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you"

Bc starwars has those heavy ass automatic doors do you think instead of saying “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” it would be more appropriate to say “don’t let the door crush you to death on your way out”? While making excessive eye contact during the delivery of the phrase.

Botanica No.23

— by Gail Potocki

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.