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Andrias: Darcy just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Blair: Darcy’s gonna kill me.
Andrias: No, she'll probably make me do it.
Bartley: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Blair: That's deep.
Branson: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Blair: That's deeper.
Darcy: ...You guys are idiots.
Blair: Good morning.
Branson: Good morning.
Bartley: Good morning.
Andrias: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Darcy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Branson: You're smiling. What happened?
Darcy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Bartley: Andrias tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Darcy: Anyone d-
Bartley: Depressed?
Branson: Drained?
Blair: Dumb?
Andrias: Disliked?
Darcy: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people …
Darcy: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Andrias: That sounds like a dare to me.
Darcy: Oh my frog.
Andrias, gently nudging Darcy aside with his foot: Darcy, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Darcy, their eyes enormous: You kick Darcy? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Andrias! Jail for Andrias for one thousand years!
Andrias: But that’s censorship.
Darcy: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
Darcy: You three, explain right now!
Blair: It was Andrias.
Branson: It was Andrias.
Bartley: It was Andrias.
Andrias:
Andrias: …fuck.
Darcy: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Andrias: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
*Something crashes*
Marcy: Shoot-
Anne: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Sasha: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Anne: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Marcy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Sasha: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Sprig: Anne-
Anne: *sighs* Marcy used to call me Anne...
Sprig: … Because it's your name.
Marcy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Sasha: Can't relate.
Anne: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Marcy: So what’s the plan?
Anne: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Sasha* she’s mean, come up with something.
Anne: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Sasha: That's why I carry two swords
Anne: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Marcy: Yeah-
Sasha: *kicks in the door*
Anne: Marcy won’t come out of her room!
Sasha: Just tell her I said something.
Anne: Like what?
Sasha: Anything factually incorrect.
Anne, shrugging: If you say so.
Marcy, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Anne: Did Marcy just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Sasha, not looking up from her phone: Yeah, she did.
Anne: And did I just do finger guns back?
Sasha: Yeah, you did.
Marcy: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Anne, looking at Marcy: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Marcy and Anne in unison: *sighs* Sasha
*gives Darcy a killapillar*
They shall conquer worlds together
Describe the plot/concept of something you're working on in the tags, but poorly.
The shot of Darcy at the end of the s3 intro plus Matt’s art made me wonder why 8 of Darcy’s eyes were a dim red instead of bright orange like we see in Olivia & Yunan.
I’m calling it: all ten of Darcy’s eyes glow when The Core is in control, but only the main two do when Marcy is.
So I’m a big evil Marcy manisfest-er… and when I say “evil Marcy” I don’t mean The Core forcing Marcy’s body into doing evil deeds. No no no I want evil Marcy. I want The Core to convince Marcy to join the dark side willingly. Not even by blackmailing her or threatening her friends, just by having a little pep talk. It might not even need to lie to her tbh.
But, it’d take more than a few seconds to have that talk, so The Core may need to take the wheel for a bit until Marcy’s ready. So at first Darcy would have all ten eyes glowing (like in Olivia & Yunan), but soon enough only two eyes would be orange, the rest being a dim red (like towards the end of the s3 intro).
As far as proof for why I believe in evil Marcy… why would an ancient entity made up of like 8 dead geniuses name itself “Darcy”?!? Like it literally just took its new host’s name and added a “D” to make it sound kinda like “dark” XD. That’s not something The Core would do, that’s something Marcy would do. Our favorite RPG nerd would be all for having a big red cape and a name straight out of a video game lmao.
I’m just gonna drop this here-
:3
Interesting idea 👀
Oh boy I can’t wait for the Darcy animatics with “I’m the Bad Guy”
I did it >:D
If I don’t see a single story about how after piloting around her body and experiencing actual, genuine human emotion that isn’t captivated or manifested from a machine, Darcy begins to feel more like a person than a machine and they don’t understand where these complicated and complex feelings are stemming from and why they suddenly don’t want to commit the evil deeds anymore then I’ll simply loose my domestication
Still remember when I explained Marcy's death to my mom in apparently the most comical way and she was looked at me in both concern and offence like "what's so funny about this" and then I realise what this fandom has done to me
Currently planning a fic based on this while I should be sleeping XD. Hopefully I still have the motivation to finish it once I finish the bullet point outline lol.
If I don’t see a single story about how after piloting around her body and experiencing actual, genuine human emotion that isn’t captivated or manifested from a machine, Darcy begins to feel more like a person than a machine and they don’t understand where these complicated and complex feelings are stemming from and why they suddenly don’t want to commit the evil deeds anymore then I’ll simply loose my domestication
Day 4: Formal Attire
Darcy in a suit Darcy in a suit Darcy in a suit Darcy in a suit Darcy in a suit Darcy in a
For Darcy week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram!!
CRAP this is a good idea XD
Now I’m tempted hhhhhh
If I don’t see a single story about how after piloting around her body and experiencing actual, genuine human emotion that isn’t captivated or manifested from a machine, Darcy begins to feel more like a person than a machine and they don’t understand where these complicated and complex feelings are stemming from and why they suddenly don’t want to commit the evil deeds anymore then I’ll simply loose my domestication
Day 3: friends
I’m falling behind aaaaaaa
For Darcy week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram!!
This one is related to a fic I’m writing :>
Anne and Sasha turned out weird hhhh
I've been waiting years for this (can't even remember the first time I saw the post), but...
IT'S TWOSDAY!!
22/2/22 ON A TUESDAY!!
Day 2: games
For Darcy week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram
I’m… not particularly proud of this honestly… ig I just had something different in my head XD
Day 1: throne
For Darcy Week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram
I might’ve already used this in a YouTube video but shhhhh
I made a bingo >:D
Some of these scare me tho... like Hop Pop better not d i e ;0;
reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"
I missed them so I drew them… now I miss them more XD
Can’t wait til March 19th AAAAAAAAAAA
They’re not sins, they’re Satanic Loyalty Points
But it’s all Marcy/Darcy and Sasha for some reason lmao
I stole the chair in the background from a past drawing XD. I be lazy lmao
Since The Core seems to be made up of the minds of 8 newts (according to some theories based on the background art in Olivia & Yunan plus that crypt place in the basement), I thought it’d be cool to draw Marcy with them. Except here they’re earth-sized lol.
Alternates under the cut!!
Marcy in Olm Town Road be like
Marcy: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Still got that Darcy brainrot so here’s Darcy with the weapon I gave them in my fic lol
I really hope that Darcy gets some cool weapon in canon. Or a dozen frobots that follow her around and do her dirty work. That’d be cool too XD
Like there could be a town on fire with people screaming and getting chased by robots and Darcy would just be reveling in the middle of it all going “mmmm yes”
Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
She got a stabbing through the back
Then her body was snatched
Healed up her back
Got the core to get attached
Have a host of course, ha
Took a load of force
I been in the castle
Andrias is doing worse, now
Can’t nobody stop my army
Nobody stop my army
Can’t nobody stop my army
Nobody stop my army
Back when I attacked her
She was mine soon after
Now my name is Darcy
And I’m even better
My life is a roleplay
Scheming and some foreplay
Bullied the king today
Then tripped down the stairway
Can’t nobody stop my army
Nobody stop my army
Can’t nobody stop my army
Nobody stop my army
Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
Game board, flame sword, got a nasty back scar
Got a lot of cloak-bots going after that star
Something down in wartwood’s really setting off my gaydar
After I invade Earth I’ll need to drive a cool sports car
Got no chill, it’s been in the basement
It went insane, so back to that Olm Town Road
I wanna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
Yeah, I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
I’m gonna take my snail to the Olm Town Road
I’m gonna ride ‘cause my lord’s The Core
(I made this because my friend jokingly came up with the idea and no one was around to physically restrain me)
Darcy went all the way to Wartwood and found Bessie just to film this episode
I am still losing my mind about this leak and can’t stop thinking about it. And the fact that THIS is the kind of title that got leaked is making me scared for the rest… I love it.
Also I feel bad for rushing Bessie and not putting as much effort into drawing her XD
Makin’ a Darcy fic >:3