They’re not sins, they’re Satanic Loyalty Points
Ok I’m usually not one to jump on trends but I couldn’t resist the boi-
It looks a bit off but idk why aaaaaaaaa
Reblog this post with a 5min “Hunter’s smile” drawing !!! I want to see hundred… THOUSAND drawings of my son finally… HAPPY!!!
I don’t care about your drawing skills… just take 5 minutes to add more sunshine in our world !!! And have fun!!
This post turned out so long tf XD
Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.
Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-
Darcy: *starts levitating*
Andrias: I need life advice.
Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.
Andrias: Why are you late?
Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Andrias: Overslept?
Darcy: Overslept.
Andrias: I feel so burnt out.
Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
Darcy: Something’s off.
Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Darcy: No, but that’s funny.
Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.
Andrias: No, we didn't.
Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.
Andrias: You read my diary?
Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.
Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.
Olivia: Let me see what you have!
Darcy: A SCYTHE!
Olivia: NO!
Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Darcy: Well of course we have.
Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Darcy: It's boring.
Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.
Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.
Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
Andrias: Do you want a drink?
Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.
Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!
Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.
Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Olivia: You jump off a cliff.
Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.
Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*
Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.
Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!
Andrias: How many?
Darcy: Eighteen.
Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?
Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.
Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.
Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."
Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Darcy: You’re alive.
Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.
Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!
Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?
Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.
Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?
Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.
Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)
how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!
I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:
Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH
Why hello there
Omfg lsncksnfjsk
And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.
This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD
Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?
Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?
Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?
Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…
Darcy:
Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!! (which I love with all my heart) *Hunter and Luz looking at a locked gate into a park* Hunter: Aw. :( Luz: You know what they say. Hunter: Please don’t- Luz: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Hunter: Frick-
Hunter: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? Luz: They're for Backup Hunter: Why are you making pancakes for Backup? Luz: He doesn't know how
Luz: Ow! Hunter: What’s wrong? Luz: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Hunter: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Here’s a couple drawings I made for an animation meme I’m working on!!
I’m proud of them and impatient so y’all can see these two early XD
Hunter “casually mentions fucked up things that happened in the Emperors Coven as silly anecdotes” Owl House would absolutely cope with humor postcanon don’t try and change my mind
“LUZ IT’S FUNNY. THE JOKE WAS FUNNY. ADMIT IT.”
“I’m leaving you here. GOODBYE.”
“YOU’RE SMILING!”
“I AM AND I HATE IT!!”
You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.
“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”
“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.
“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”
Oops, I wrote a thing.
The gays are at it again I love it
So fill me in, i know marcy wants revenge on Anne and Sasha, but, does she actually want them dead?
You’ll see in the next chapter :)))
I missed them so I drew them… now I miss them more XD
Can’t wait til March 19th AAAAAAAAAAA
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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