*gives Darcy A Killapillar*

Calamity Anne, Calamity Sasha, Calamity Marcy...

What about Calamity Darcy?

I mean that’d be BADASS to see but I personally don’t feel like The Core would do that lol. I think it’d be too afraid of the unknowns about the gems and overthink it so much that they would AVOID that scenario if anything.

Like:

What if returning the power to Marcy’s body pushes the prophecy back into place? What if it lets Marcy free herself? What if they can’t control it? What if it short circuits the helmet? Or blows it up completely? What if Anne can somehow drain or manipulate the power, leaving them defenseless? What if it can’t go back in the box so they can never open portals?

That kinda shit sjfbjshdbndnk

Here’s a drawing I just did. Y’all get zero context :D

Shit

This would be such a nice little PMV to do

Fuck fuck fuck fuck-

ARMY DREAMERS IS SO BATFAM/ROBINS CODED!!!!

🎶 But he didn't have the money for a guitar (What could he do?) (Should have been a politician) But he never had a proper education (What could he do?) (Should have been a father) But he never even made it to his twenties🎶

WHAT A WASTE!!! ARMYYY DREAMERSSS

How dare you be funnier than me /pos

I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help

“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

I spent almost 2 hours drawing a worm… I need help

“Let’s rumble, wormfriend”

When you arrive at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport… where Sasha picked up Marcy in the timeskip) for a layover and this is what you’re greeted with

Since the tag is trending rn and I feel slightly validated cuz Tumblr is based… I’m coming out as a new DC fan 😔

I wanna die of cringe cuz it’s Popular (derogatory), but at least it’s trending among my people (Tumblrinas).

So uhm….

Idk if I’ll like create (draw, write, edit, whatever) anything, but I wanna warn y’all cuz I’m probably gonna start reblogging batfam shit soon XD

Feel free to unfollow! That’s why I’m giving a warning; so you don’t have to go “??? What’s happening to my dash” LMAO.

YES!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

TOH gets so much angst but we want some food tooooo :<. The thing is that I blame Disney, not the Amphibicrew. TOH is soooo good with emotional stories but they were cancelled and I’m sure angst was part of the reason why it “DiDn’T fIt ThE dIsNeY bRaNd”. So I feel like Matt was just scared of that happening to Amphibia and reeled back. I hope that Disney at least learns from their mistake of cutting off a show before realizing how popular it was >:T

Btw I thought you might like to know that when I clicked on your profile and saw ur banner, I had to bury my face in my blanket for a couple seconds to calm down the immense and conflicting feelings of amusement, disappointment, and fear LMAO

Greetings, frog Tumblr! Welcome to my impulsive, salt-induced Amphibia rant!!

This where I’m gonna ramble about Anne’s nonchalance and near indifference towards Marcy’s whole situation despite, not only supposedly wielding the “heart” gem (which embodies empathy, selflessness, and responsibility), but also the fact that she has been friends with Marcy since before kindergarten and has previously been very protective of her.

So STRAP IN, frogs, newts, toads, and hummuses alike cuz HERE WE GO

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Ok I’m usually not one to jump on trends but I couldn’t resist the boi-

It looks a bit off but idk why aaaaaaaaa

HUNTER’S SMILE TREND GUYS !!! LET HUNTER SMILE !!!

Reblog this post with a 5min “Hunter’s smile” drawing !!! I want to see hundred… THOUSAND drawings of my son finally… HAPPY!!!

I don’t care about your drawing skills… just take 5 minutes to add more sunshine in our world !!! And have fun!!