Contractions Function Almost Identically To The Full Two-word Phrase, But Are Only Appropriate In Some

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

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Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth

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11 months ago

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