Twizzlers Are Just Candy Beef Jerky

Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky

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Playing music in my car is auxiliarating

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Please take this wood horse.

There is nothing else to it.

We are serious.

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Barnacles are just anchor sores.

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Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

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Snail in the coffin

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5 months ago

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

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2 months ago

Robert Outie Jr

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10 months ago

the crime the criminal

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2 months ago

A collection of BertStrips I have made.

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Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth

Listen to me. Liz in Timmy

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