Barnacles Are Just Anchor Sores.

wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

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wyattogdentr928

10 months ago

the crime the criminal

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Please take this wood horse.

There is nothing else to it.

We are serious.

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

An open letter to microfiber cloths:

Why do you smudge my glasses when your purpose is to remove smudges?

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth

Listen to me. Liz in Timmy

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Snail in the coffin

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Playing music in my car is auxiliarating

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wyattogdentr928

1 year ago

Mustaches are just mouth eyebrows

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wyattogdentr928

2 months ago

Robert Outie Jr

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wyattogdentr928

11 months ago

Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky

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Barnacles Are Just Anchor Sores.

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