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wyattogdentr928
1 year ago

An open letter to microfiber cloths:

Why do you smudge my glasses when your purpose is to remove smudges?

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wyattogdentr928
1 year ago

Barnacles are just anchor sores.

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wyattogdentr928
1 year ago

Snail in the coffin

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wyattogdentr928
2 months ago

Robert Outie Jr

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wyattogdentr928
1 year ago

Mustaches are just mouth eyebrows

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wyattogdentr928
11 months ago

Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

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wyattogdentr928
11 months ago

Twizzlers are just candy beef jerky

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wyattogdentr928
2 months ago
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.
A Collection Of BertStrips I Have Made.

A collection of BertStrips I have made.

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wyattogdentr928
1 year ago

Attention: Timothy ate Elizabeth

Listen to me. Liz in Timmy

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wyattogdentr928
5 months ago

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

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