Okay, So You Know How Most Break-up Songs Go Like "i Can't Believe I Was Such A Fool, I Love You, But

okay, so you know how most break-up songs go like "i can't believe i was such a fool, i love you, but you're no good for me" etc, etc?

well, jaskier's break up song about geralt goes like "burn in hell, bitch, hope you drop dead."

which got me thinking... remember that episode in s1, the one with the djinn? remember jaskier wished for valdo marx to drop dead?

conclusion: jaskier and valdo marx are exes.

More Posts from Writingoutofbed and Others

4 years ago

I’m scared that they’re hiding Jaskier because they aged him up and want it to be a surprise. Just let him be inexplicably immortal you cowards!

3 years ago
#some Things Never Change
#some Things Never Change

#some things never change

3 years ago

Katsuki Bakugou x daughter reader

• You, my little dove, were a product of a one night stand VERY early in his hero career

• He goes to a big party and nine months later theres a baby girl on his door step with his blonde hair and her mothers eyes and he immediately knows what happened

• He's pissed.

• He's pissed at himself for going that far and he's pissed at the mom for neglecting to tell him

• But you? He loves you SO much and damn if he wouldnt carry the weight on his shoulders so he could give you a happy life

• His image suffers a little bit, theres scandals and news stations and publishers trying to find the mom

• His former classmates and friends are there to help

• Deku scolds the public during an interview and basically tells them to go fuck themselves

• The public looks at him with distaste for a little while before it blows over

• He honestly doesn't care though

• His focus is on you.

• You're such a sweet girl- such a daddies girl.

• And I'm telling you now you soften that man up so much

• I've seen HC's where Katsuki blows his kids off for being a hero and honestly I thinks that's so far from what he'd actually do

• He'd still have his career but outside that career you are his main focus.

• He'll spend nights cuddling you, he'll make baby food, he'll sing for you, fuck he even learns how to sew

• He'll make you cute little headbands and what not

• He ends up getting together with Deku when you're about one

• Obviously you're pretty familiar with him at this point

• He's the only person (besides Katsukis mother) that can hold you without you crying and reaching for your dad

• He's still temperamental, he still has a sour attitude, but he's noticeably calmer when he's with you.

• his friends LOVE you

• to death

• Kiri is the cool uncle

• Mina is the whine aunt

• Sero and Kaminari are crackhead uncles

• He'll hold you close to his chest and glare at people being to loud or walking to close to you

• He's VERY protective

• But he's happier than he's ever been with you and Deku

• And when he and deku tie the knot and you waddle down the aisle throwing flower petals he thinks he cries more seeing you then than he does when he SEES deku

• You stay with Grandma Bakugou while they go on their honeymoon

• Bakugou def cries bc he misses you and Deku can't even judge bc he's so close to tears himself

• They almost cut the honeymoon short

• God they're so whipped

• Definitely cries again when they get back and you run over

• "Daddy!"

- "Hi Babygirl,"

• Anyway watching you grow up KILLS him

• What kills him even more is the fact that you want to be a hero

• and that you have an incredibly powerful quirk so theres no way he'll be able to convince you otherwise.

• He threatens each of the teachers there on your first day

• Aizawas just 😐

• The two of you do have arguments, because you're just as stubborn and hotheaded as he was

• Deku sometimes has to negotiate but most of the time he just sits quietly and watches it go down bc its entertaining and you two will figure it out on your own

• He's still super protective

• That's not ever going to change

• You get taken the same way he did during your first year

• He doesn't even bother trying to hide his anger, he goes absolutely APE SHIT

• When they find where you are he annihilates everything in his path to get to you

• Everyone else is sure to stay out if the way

• Did I mention that you won the Sports festival??

• Well you do (and spoilers you keep the title your entire time in highschool)

• Dekus handing you the medal and Bakugou is in the stands screaming because he's just so damn proud

• He makes sure that you understand how much he loves you

• He loves his mom but sometimes she said some harsh things and he didnt really know if she was joking and he doesnt want that for you

• He's very expressive w his love for his daughter

• You are his pride and joy and nothing will EVER take that away

4 years ago

You’ve heard of sharing a bed. Now get ready for sharing a brain cell.

1 year ago

I need to replace my blood with the amazing devil's music

3 years ago

are they… you know…….. *imitates crowbar swinging*…… jason todd fans?

3 years ago

There is nothing funnier to me than Bruce deciding to go to a circus to have fun for once in his miserable brooding life only to relive his childhood trauma and adopt a child

4 years ago

Waiting for Season 2 of The Witcher like:

Waiting For Season 2 Of The Witcher Like:
Waiting For Season 2 Of The Witcher Like:
Waiting For Season 2 Of The Witcher Like:
Waiting For Season 2 Of The Witcher Like:
3 years ago

Y/n: *taking a nap*

Aizawa: are you challenging me?

3 years ago

“hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs?????

  • uwjk
    uwjk liked this · 10 months ago
  • calling-the-angels
    calling-the-angels reblogged this · 10 months ago
  • thatoneperson1967
    thatoneperson1967 liked this · 11 months ago
  • rush9943
    rush9943 liked this · 1 year ago
  • orchidelion
    orchidelion reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • box-goat
    box-goat liked this · 1 year ago
  • softly-peachie
    softly-peachie liked this · 1 year ago
  • taisteatable
    taisteatable liked this · 1 year ago
  • look-away21
    look-away21 liked this · 1 year ago
  • cammino-con-la-morta
    cammino-con-la-morta liked this · 1 year ago
  • the-strawman
    the-strawman reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • heartman
    heartman liked this · 1 year ago
  • emmastarr999
    emmastarr999 reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • auroarawra
    auroarawra liked this · 1 year ago
  • brannaaga
    brannaaga liked this · 1 year ago
  • slitherred
    slitherred liked this · 1 year ago
  • warlockmerlin13
    warlockmerlin13 liked this · 1 year ago
  • scarlet-nygma
    scarlet-nygma reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • heartman
    heartman reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • money-and-dandellions
    money-and-dandellions liked this · 2 years ago
  • maketheblorboskiss
    maketheblorboskiss reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • unusualleaf
    unusualleaf reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • chickenfanatic1
    chickenfanatic1 liked this · 2 years ago
  • marsupialblues
    marsupialblues reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • marsupialblues
    marsupialblues liked this · 2 years ago
  • cuckoobirdy
    cuckoobirdy reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • cuckoobirdy
    cuckoobirdy liked this · 2 years ago
  • callme-circe
    callme-circe liked this · 2 years ago
  • translat0r
    translat0r liked this · 2 years ago
  • showmethesneer
    showmethesneer liked this · 2 years ago
  • holodulnyk
    holodulnyk liked this · 2 years ago
  • avidikidvi
    avidikidvi liked this · 2 years ago
  • daffydalcop
    daffydalcop liked this · 2 years ago
  • writing-whats-that
    writing-whats-that liked this · 2 years ago
  • anitta804
    anitta804 liked this · 2 years ago
  • darklightningstorm
    darklightningstorm liked this · 2 years ago
  • groovyworm
    groovyworm liked this · 2 years ago
  • 3-rats-in-a-doublet
    3-rats-in-a-doublet liked this · 2 years ago
  • moonshine-5th-marauder
    moonshine-5th-marauder liked this · 2 years ago
  • alizehikari
    alizehikari liked this · 2 years ago
  • screeeeeeeeech
    screeeeeeeeech liked this · 2 years ago
  • luckyyharms
    luckyyharms liked this · 2 years ago
  • sammy77-77
    sammy77-77 liked this · 2 years ago
  • theonpilled
    theonpilled liked this · 2 years ago
  • fierastorm
    fierastorm liked this · 2 years ago
  • gggeebs
    gggeebs liked this · 2 years ago
  • neonflashincamphalfblood
    neonflashincamphalfblood liked this · 2 years ago
  • justaquietnerd
    justaquietnerd liked this · 2 years ago
  • canedec
    canedec reblogged this · 2 years ago
writingoutofbed - Writing Out Of Bed
Writing Out Of Bed

147 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags