Waiting For Season 2 Of The Witcher Like:

“hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs?????

Jaskier and Geralt in The Witcher Season 2 Official Trailer

(insp.)

Thor: How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?

Loki: Naked. In case they wanna kiss my ass.

Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??

hey mr matt reeves listen give the patman a son no listen trust me on this okay give him a son

Original comic by @coolfrogdude​

you ever just think about how this is how these two idiots met

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the implication that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.