I’m Scared That They’re Hiding Jaskier Because They Aged Him Up And Want It To Be A Surprise. Just

Hi, Netflix. I am afraid.

The minecraft peeps (the creeps) look so friend shaped...

Like look at him... wow... what a little guy

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

ok last one i'm okay i promise

War America

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES MINE IS LITERALLY

W A R    M A C H I N E

He’s the ketchup to Seb’s fries

literally today, over a year after airing, do I realize “you’re a dick, with BALLS!” is referring to those lil stone balls the deovel/Sylvan hit Jaskier with???

anon: i hope you update soon! i can assure you, every fanfic writer ever: 

I do not have a gender, but if I did it would be whatever the hell The Amazing Devil has going on.

Thor: How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?

Loki: Naked. In case they wanna kiss my ass.