You’ve Heard Of Sharing A Bed. Now Get Ready For Sharing A Brain Cell.

Everyone: Merlin, no

Merlin: Merlin, yes

Arthur: Merlin, no

Merlin:...

Merlin: Merlin, definitely yes

alternatively

Everyone: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, yes

Merlin: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, no

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

If you’re reading this: this is your sign that your WIP is worth writing, is worth the effort, and that you are doing great. Keep going, take breaks, reflect. But do not lose sight of how far you’ve come on this project! You can do it!

Me: *thinking I’d be an amazing warrior if I ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world*

Versus me if I actually ever stepped foot into a medieval fantasy world:

Me everyday

Me: I need to write.

Also me: I need to read.

funniest thing I’ve seen today

Credit to the owner

The Witcher Headcanon Master Post - Part 1

I finally went and did it! I finally got around to compiling all my currently completed Witcher Headcanons into one Master Post. I'm not including the Baby!Jaskier Interludes for the Trouble Headcanon because they are not finished yet. I have more in the works, so those will go in a separate post when they are ready!

Note: I've had a few helpful users point out that I don’t need to censor curse words and swears. I know I don't have to on tumblr, but it's a personal preference/choice. I don't have a problem with other people using that kind of language, I just choose not to use it myself.

Anyway, happy reading!

Regular Headcanons

Fair

Chords

Adjustments

Yenskier

Gratuitous Jaskier Whump

Fun With Music

Eskel's New Scar

Soft!Yennefer Master Post

Soft!Jaskier Master Post

Chaotic Sibling Things

Signing

Wolf Greeting

Winter Games

Relationships

Ceremonies

Sounds Master Post

Hair Care Master Post

Learning The Hard Way

Trouble Master Post

The Splinter

Modern Day AU Headcanons

Battle Cries Master Post

Attachment Objects

Dad!Geralt and Dancing

A Quick Witcher Imagine

Geralt's Van Master Post

Error 404 Brain Not Found

Mind Games Master Post

Video Bombing

Caller ID Master Post

Fighting Master Post