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Thor: How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?

Loki: Naked. In case they wanna kiss my ass.

“hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs?????

Anyone else have this?

Age Doesn’t Mean Much

Summary: Five times the BAU remembered Reid’s younger than them plus one time they were violently reminded he’s not a child. 

Spoiler/Trigger Warning: The entire ending of the second season’s 15th episode: Revelations. 

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Katsuki Bakugou x daughter reader

• You, my little dove, were a product of a one night stand VERY early in his hero career

• He goes to a big party and nine months later theres a baby girl on his door step with his blonde hair and her mothers eyes and he immediately knows what happened

• He's pissed.

• He's pissed at himself for going that far and he's pissed at the mom for neglecting to tell him

• But you? He loves you SO much and damn if he wouldnt carry the weight on his shoulders so he could give you a happy life

• His image suffers a little bit, theres scandals and news stations and publishers trying to find the mom

• His former classmates and friends are there to help

• Deku scolds the public during an interview and basically tells them to go fuck themselves

• The public looks at him with distaste for a little while before it blows over

• He honestly doesn't care though

• His focus is on you.

• You're such a sweet girl- such a daddies girl.

• And I'm telling you now you soften that man up so much

• I've seen HC's where Katsuki blows his kids off for being a hero and honestly I thinks that's so far from what he'd actually do

• He'd still have his career but outside that career you are his main focus.

• He'll spend nights cuddling you, he'll make baby food, he'll sing for you, fuck he even learns how to sew

• He'll make you cute little headbands and what not

• He ends up getting together with Deku when you're about one

• Obviously you're pretty familiar with him at this point

• He's the only person (besides Katsukis mother) that can hold you without you crying and reaching for your dad

• He's still temperamental, he still has a sour attitude, but he's noticeably calmer when he's with you.

• his friends LOVE you

• to death

• Kiri is the cool uncle

• Mina is the whine aunt

• Sero and Kaminari are crackhead uncles

• He'll hold you close to his chest and glare at people being to loud or walking to close to you

• He's VERY protective

• But he's happier than he's ever been with you and Deku

• And when he and deku tie the knot and you waddle down the aisle throwing flower petals he thinks he cries more seeing you then than he does when he SEES deku

• You stay with Grandma Bakugou while they go on their honeymoon

• Bakugou def cries bc he misses you and Deku can't even judge bc he's so close to tears himself

• They almost cut the honeymoon short

• God they're so whipped

• Definitely cries again when they get back and you run over

• "Daddy!"

- "Hi Babygirl,"

• Anyway watching you grow up KILLS him

• What kills him even more is the fact that you want to be a hero

• and that you have an incredibly powerful quirk so theres no way he'll be able to convince you otherwise.

• He threatens each of the teachers there on your first day

• Aizawas just 😐

• The two of you do have arguments, because you're just as stubborn and hotheaded as he was

• Deku sometimes has to negotiate but most of the time he just sits quietly and watches it go down bc its entertaining and you two will figure it out on your own

• He's still super protective

• That's not ever going to change

• You get taken the same way he did during your first year

• He doesn't even bother trying to hide his anger, he goes absolutely APE SHIT

• When they find where you are he annihilates everything in his path to get to you

• Everyone else is sure to stay out if the way

• Did I mention that you won the Sports festival??

• Well you do (and spoilers you keep the title your entire time in highschool)

• Dekus handing you the medal and Bakugou is in the stands screaming because he's just so damn proud

• He makes sure that you understand how much he loves you

• He loves his mom but sometimes she said some harsh things and he didnt really know if she was joking and he doesnt want that for you

• He's very expressive w his love for his daughter

• You are his pride and joy and nothing will EVER take that away

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

you travel over 20 years with someone and they leave you one day after a fight so you drop a brutal break-up song. after months, your ex is back in your life with their other ex (who is now your bestie) and a kid. now you're at your ex's childhood home. oh, and also you're a spy. jaskier is living out the most chaotic romcom thriller ever and no one else even realizes.

okay, so you know how most break-up songs go like "i can't believe i was such a fool, i love you, but you're no good for me" etc, etc?

well, jaskier's break up song about geralt goes like "burn in hell, bitch, hope you drop dead."

which got me thinking... remember that episode in s1, the one with the djinn? remember jaskier wished for valdo marx to drop dead?

conclusion: jaskier and valdo marx are exes.

Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??