Thor: How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?
Loki: Naked. In case they wanna kiss my ass.
a whole visual
literally today, over a year after airing, do I realize “you’re a dick, with BALLS!” is referring to those lil stone balls the deovel/Sylvan hit Jaskier with???
Battinson would be so delightfully awkward with a Dick Grayson.
Bruce, curled up on the sofa wearing an oversized hoodie, hair greasy, eye makeup smeared all over his face, staring at a case file:
Dick: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Bruce:
Dick: Ten tickles!
Bruce:
Dick: Get it? Because…tentacles…ten tickles.
Bruce:
Dick:
Bruce, completely stonefaced, whispering: that’sfunny
Stuff that always gets me
This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!
At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.
no write only daydream