Thinking Abt That Time I Played Sufjan Stevens Driving With My Mom And After Awhile She Just Goes “so

''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia

"Why doesn't daleton buy pants that fit him"

It was established in season 2 that he has the smallest, sluttiest waist in the whole kingdom

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

my hobbies include: shaking the can of soda i just finished to hear the two (2) drops of liquid slosh around and then debate if im going to make a Fool of myself. i repeat a few more times before i inevitably indulge in the Bufoonery of trying to get the last two drops of soda

Date idea:

We read Donna Tartt's "The Secret History" together and kiss everytime Richard has a gay thought.

we never rented

a house in sedona

we didn't see

camille the day she died

we haven't been on

our boat in some years now, so we don't care what you found inside :)

There is something in how the pink opaque, a show that ended after five seasons, is so clearly inspired by buffy, which was supposed to end after five seasons, whose authors wrote the fifth season thinking it would be the last, but was eventually renewed. The actual series finale for buffy was nothing like the finale for pink opaque, but the parallels between the pink opaque finale and the buffy season 5 finale are easily drawn.

And buffy season 6 begins with her clawing her way out of a grave. She comes back from the dead. It is painful, and hard, but she does it. She claws her way out. She lives.

spring is coming. Spring IS COMING. You will stand on soft grass again, and feel the sun kiss your cheeks and shoulders. you will eat of the same berries as the animals returned from their hibernation. you will hear the air alive with your collective breathing.

you’ve clearly never read the picture of dorian gray as a twink

tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

this is so awesome