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g(renda/n)ma/paw

I love them so much, I'm so happy

brought a poem to the gun fight

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

in my richard papen era(failing academics, in need of friends, romantising things i don't even understand)

''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia

not my meek ass inheriting the earth…

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

WHERE

IS

PORCINI

I know by its nature Drawtectives is pretty niche but goddd I wish it was slightly more popular so I could see people reference “computer: how to introduce two crows? computer: two crows one home introduce. one home, two crows- new crow doesn’t like old crow! how to introduce two crows. image search: two crow friends- who are frien- two crows that like to hang out how to make that happen computer. thank you. please.” like I need this to be a copypasta or something but it simply will not be

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

porccinooooooo !!!!!!!!

this is hot priests worst nightmare

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

mfw theres no cheeses for us meeses

THIS IS KILLING ME

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

I had a dream last night where i walked into a kitchen that was not my own and the entire plot of the next drawtectives episode was written out in the oven's display. In the dream the episode had just come out and this was a normal way to gain information, also there were pictures. here are the main points

-porcino did not join the group, and the fandom was very sad. julia remembered porcino existed halfway through the episode but said they "couldn't go back, it was too late"

-the group instead adopted a dog that was like a borzoi but with butterfly wings for ears, it had no name and was photorealistic

-they left midnight alley and were just on a normal street during the day

-they met the pope, and I think that eugene knew the pope personally (i don't even know what the pope looks like, so in the dream he kinda just looked like the julia bobby hill in a pope hat)

-york was not there, jacob was though

So sorry to leak the plot of next episode, but i had to /j

dyinggg at this addition omgg !!!

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

tag this post w ur drawfee/sss vocal stims/phrases that have destroyed ur vocabulary

i have many but the one coming to mind rn is when they were playing some pizzeria simulator on sss and ppl kept ordering prosciutto pizzas and jacob said “im gonna proshoot myself” i think abt it every time i have prosciutto

had some. thoughts about grandma a few days ago

"Why doesn't daleton buy pants that fit him"

It was established in season 2 that he has the smallest, sluttiest waist in the whole kingdom

plus, if u watch the spin off, “my belt making guy has been acting strange” he has a cameo in the season finale, and my working theory is that they were going to make a love triangle between pants guy, plumber guy, AND belt guy

too bad they cancelled mbmghbas to actually make s5 of iwtutkbtsmliti </3

Personally MY favourite character is the pants guy. His character arc and quest for trying to cure Daleton's curse and coming to accept his role as a man who makes beautiful pants for a man who can never appreciate them got to me

Can't believe they killed him off in season five when the pants were no longer useful to the plot

Dolly and Greg is actually a spin off of I want to Unify the Kingdom but the Second Male Lead is to Indecent which explains why everyone in that particular office building keeps dying and getting Isekaid.

"But wait!" You say "The princess in Iwtutkbtsmliti was Isekaid too!"

And to that I say. A woman can be a boring man too. What are you, sexist?

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

My favorite thing about Eugene Drawtectives is that he's this incredibly glam psychic who dresses exclusively in robes and capes that show off his chest, and he's got perfect eye makeup 24/7, and he's just all-around wildly attractive and giving off insane gender envy

But he's also a no-thoughts-head-empty awkward sweetheart who the cast immediately adopts as their son instead of thirsting for him and even after he gets his memories back he's still a sweet himboish mess

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.