We Never Rented

tag this post w ur drawfee/sss vocal stims/phrases that have destroyed ur vocabulary

i have many but the one coming to mind rn is when they were playing some pizzeria simulator on sss and ppl kept ordering prosciutto pizzas and jacob said “im gonna proshoot myself” i think abt it every time i have prosciutto

thinking abt when fleabag said “all this love i have for her, i dont know where to put it now” and without missing a beat boo replied “i’ll take it. it sounds lovely you must give it to me” like i think i have to throw up now.

okay hear me out here

if war and poetry had a child it would be chess

Yours (now I'm even losing my name - it was getting shorter and shorter all the time and is now: Yours)

Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

My favorite thing about Eugene Drawtectives is that he's this incredibly glam psychic who dresses exclusively in robes and capes that show off his chest, and he's got perfect eye makeup 24/7, and he's just all-around wildly attractive and giving off insane gender envy

But he's also a no-thoughts-head-empty awkward sweetheart who the cast immediately adopts as their son instead of thirsting for him and even after he gets his memories back he's still a sweet himboish mess

i was writing to my friend who read tsh recently (i made her) and she brings up an interesting comparison to the picture of dorian gray, and the more i think abt it the more insane i get. bc yeah the corruption arcs between richard and dorian are so similar and the aesthetic worship is there and also their main corrupters are BOTH named henry for fucks sake. i cant believe i never noticed b4, i need to lie down.

Dolly and Greg is actually a spin off of I want to Unify the Kingdom but the Second Male Lead is to Indecent which explains why everyone in that particular office building keeps dying and getting Isekaid.

"But wait!" You say "The princess in Iwtutkbtsmliti was Isekaid too!"

And to that I say. A woman can be a boring man too. What are you, sexist?

If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

thinking abt the part in i saw the tv glow when owen/isobel has their head in the sparking television and their dad pulls them out. thinkin abt how to other people, transitioning looks like harm and they want to be the saviors. abt how transitioning unsafely in a desperate attempt to find yourself feels like sticking your head in an electrical fire and it hurts so much but feels so right. yeah.