This Is So Awesome

its rewatching fleabag season again (pray for me)

i’m/he’s/she’s/we’re/they’re cooking = good

i’m/he’s/she’s/we’re/they’re cooked = bad

something happens between the cooking and the serving methinks

my hobbies include: shaking the can of soda i just finished to hear the two (2) drops of liquid slosh around and then debate if im going to make a Fool of myself. i repeat a few more times before i inevitably indulge in the Bufoonery of trying to get the last two drops of soda

thinking abt when fleabag said “all this love i have for her, i dont know where to put it now” and without missing a beat boo replied “i’ll take it. it sounds lovely you must give it to me” like i think i have to throw up now.

okay hear me out here

if war and poetry had a child it would be chess

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

the way that in the pink opaque, tara and isabel only met in the first episode and then only communicated through their psychic link throughout the rest of the series and didn't see each other in person and how owen watched their first episode of the pink opaque with maddy but then after that was only able to watch it through the tapes maddy left them in the dark room, not even giving them to owen in person

''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia

when lorde said, “when you’ve outgrown a lover, the whole world knows but you” and then she said, “i care for myself the way i used to care about you” and she had the nerve to say those things to me within the SAME SONG????? i need a minute guys

also me, i will be thinking abt this traumatized chess bitch for the rest of my life

im rewatching the queen's gambit and i love how every person who meets beth harmon is immediately like, damn, this traumatized chess bitch has bewitched me body and soul, i am going to think about her every day for the rest of my life.