Latest Posts by waterphoenix21 - Page 7

There's something oddly satisfying about Phineas not recognizing Perry while wearing his hat.

We stan an Autistic king!

Killow: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Killow: *cuts piece of cake*

Cole: ...Can I have some?

Killow: Cake is for talkers.

Cole: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lloyd:

Cole: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Green Bean? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lloyd: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my M&Ms, Cole.

Mei: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little guy. Thanks for eating the mosquitoes.

Mei: Oh no, where did it go?

MK: MEI WHY?!

Nya: Okay, you're driving and Lloyd and Jay walk into the road. What do you hit?

Kai: Oh, definitely Jay. I could never hurt Lloyd.

Nya: The brakes, Kai! You hit the brakes!

Sun Wukong: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

MK: Is that a mural of you?

Sun Wukong: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Lloyd: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Garmadon: That's why I carry four swords.

Pigsy: I know you snuck out last night, MK.

Mei: Play dumb!

MK: Who's MK?

Mei: NOT THAT DUMB!

Nya: Just be careful, Lloyd!

Lloyd: *heading for the door* I'm always careful, Nya.

Lloyd: It's everything around me that's careless.

Tang: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Pigsy: I only like dark humor.

Tang, turning off the lights: What do you call a fake noodle?

Pigsy:

Tang: An IMPASTA!

Dashi: Guan, we've been over this. You can't just punch a civilian!

Guan: But he called Chase's hair girly! I had to defend his honor!

Dashi: What? Guan, you call Chase's hair girly at least twice before breakfast.

Guan: That doesn't count! I'm his friend, he doesn't care what I say.

Dashi: Chase doesn't care what anyone says!

Guan: Well, I do!

Chase: Guys, look, I bought a new comb.

Guan: Tsk, you're such a girl.

Chase: Okay. Dashi, I was thinking you could turn it into a Shen Gong Wu!

Guan: You want to weaponize a hair accessory?

Chase: Why not?

*If Red Son got a job at Pigsy's*

MK: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Red Son: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

MK: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time.

Dashi: What are your goals?

Chase: To pet all the cats.

Dashi: No, training goals.

Chase: To be strong enough to climb every tree.

Dashi: That's good.

Chase: So I can pet all the cats.

Dashi: Chase, no.

Macaque to MK: First rule of battle, kid... Don't ever let them know where you are.

Sun Wukong, shooting out of frame: WOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WOO-HOO!

Macaque: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.

Nya: Favorite horror movie?

Kai: It

Jay: Saw

Zane: Annabelle

Cole: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Tang: You're smiling. What happened?

Pigsy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

MK: Monkie King tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Guan: This is such a bad idea.

Chase: Then why are you coming along?

Guan: One of us needs to be able to talk the guards out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Kai: Hey, Noodle, we're having cole for dinner.

Zane: What is wrong with you people?

Kai: Shut up, Popsicle.

Lloyd: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Garmadon: You mean literally or figuratively?

Lloyd: Honestly, the fact I have to specify...

Sun Wukong: Macaque, I've written a love poem

Sun Wukong: Would you like to hear it?

Macaque:

Macaque: Is it to yourself?

Sun Wukong: It's entitled "Orange is the New Sexy"

MK: Don't go to the kitchen!

Pigsy: Why?

MK: I saw a spider.

Pigsy: Well, did you kill it?

MK: It has eight arms and I only have two, it's not fair!

Chase: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Wuya: How am I supposed to know?

Dashi: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Wuya: *sighs*

Wuya: You wouldn't be trapped.

Lan Xichen, trying to convince Nie Mingjue to join the brotherhood: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Lan Wangji: And loud.

Nie Huaisang: And grumpy!

Jin Guangyao: And oblivious to reality!

Nie Mingjue:

Sun Wukong: Lady Bone Demon, my old arch enemy.

Macaque: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Sun Wukong: I have a life outside of you, Macaque!

Zane, tending to Kai's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Kai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

So I started reading the new "Journey to the West" translation for reference and this bit almost killed me:

Nezha's baby face belied his powers as a warrior; he was extraordinary agile - able to fly, leap and transform at will - and was armed, moreover, with six magic weapons.

"Who's this dumpling?" Monkey asked. "What business do you have with me?"

"Monstrous monkey!" shouted Nezha. "How dare you not recognize me? For I am Prince Nezha, third son of Heavenly King Li. I am here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to capture you."

This made Monkey laugh a good deal. "Does your mother know you're out, little princeykins? How many baby teeth have you lost already? I'll spare you this time for the sake of your adorable chubby cheeks."

I mean no wonder he's so pissed all the time; this also perfectly explains his relationship with Wukong.