*If Red Son Got A Job At Pigsy's*

Sun Wukong: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Pigsy: What did you do?

Sun Wukong: Nobody died.

Pigsy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

I've always had this headcanon for him. Glad I'm not alone in this!

I remember there was this moment in the show:

Wuya, flirtatious: Why, if I were 500 years younger... And had a body.

Chase, knowing full well Wuya was quite attractive in her human form: Ugh...

Then I imagined a small prompt from his past with Guan, something to do with a ritual sacrifice:

Guan, pointing a dagger toward himself: You need virgin blood, I'll do it! I'm a monk, it doesn't get more virgin than this!

Chase: Yes. It. Does. Now give me that!

Gotta love their friendship though 😂

A fun part of my headcanoning Chase Young as ace is picturing him just going about his business when he's a young mortal man assuming that people are Joking when they talk about that sort of thing or when he hears Dashi and Guan making dirty jokes and just shrugs it off as them being weird talking about stuff that no one actually feels like, and then its not til he's like 200+ years old when he's just suddenly like "wait are people Not joking do people actually feel like that???"

Jay: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Cole: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Ninjago as aroace Tumblr comments

Cole: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Nya: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Cole: Three of us saw it, Nya. How do you explain that?

Nya: *points at Lloyd* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kai* Paranoia. *points at Jay* Delusional Personality Disorder.

MK: Don't go to the kitchen!

Pigsy: Why?

MK: I saw a spider.

Pigsy: Well, did you kill it?

MK: It has eight arms and I only have two, it's not fair!

Dashi, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Guan: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Dashi: Ohhhh-

Chase: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Tang: You're smiling. What happened?

Pigsy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

MK: Monkie King tripped and fell down the stairs today.

A Lego Brick Separator?

PERRY THE LEGO BRICK SEPARATOR?!