waterphoenix21
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Ninjago Aroace Tumblr Comments Villain Edition
The ironic part about headcanoning Perry the Platypus as intersex is that the opposite of intersex is actually called perisex
Zane: What’s your favorite color?
Cole: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Zane: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Cole: Orange, my favorite color is orange.
Ninjago as aroace Tumblr comments part 2
Don't know about you, but I'll be totally devastated when Candace's iconic pink flip phone inevitably gets turned into a generic smartphone for the remake. I know it was already happening in the newer seasons in the mid 2010s, but it used to be Candace's signature accessory and part of so many cozy memories. I think it will hurt seeing it happen all over again, just a little reminder that things will never be quite the same
People still giving Lloyd trouble for freeing the snakes in the year 2025 like it was singlehandedly the worst thing ever to happen to Ninjago. Like Frak and Spitz are standing right there.
You ever think how if the Serpentine were never freed, these two would have eventually starved to death, lived miserable lives, may not have even been born, or, anyway, they wouldn't be here today.
Yeah, I know Lloyd freeing the snakes attracted a lot of other dangers and led to Harumi becoming the Quiet One and resurrecting Garmadon, but we learned in Season 4, ten whole years ago, that the snakes were manipulated by Chen, and locking away a whole race to slowly starve to death is a pretty messed up thing to do in the first place.
Freeing the Serpentine had some unfortunate consequences, but it was absolutely necessary. Pythor was the only real evil, the rest of them just wanted to live their lives and raise their families. Frak and Spitz are now part of the ninja's family, and humans and snakes live in peace just like it was always meant to be.
You have to look at the bigger picture.
I think the fandom tends to depict Monogram a bit too harsh sometimes. I mean, sure, he doesn't pay Perry well enough and doesn't give him much free time, but that's not necessarily up to him. He's constantly praising and congratulating Perry even for smaller accomplishments like making a cool entrance into the lair or wearing a good disguise.
He worries for him and asks him to be careful during missions.
He organized a birthday party for him even if he got the dates mixed up.
He was literally bawling his eyes out when Doofenshmirtz made all those clones and framed Perry for evil, and he was crying in happiness when Perry proved his innocence.
Sure, he's far from perfect both as a boss and as a person, but he is trying, except maybe the way he treats Carl. That's pretty messed up. But I think he genuinely cares about Perry. He knew him since he was a little baby platypus and watched him grow into the best OWCA secret agent. Of course he's proud of him.
Also, Perry is far from submissive. He respects Monogram to a certain degree, but he won't hesitate to let him know exactly how he feels. Monogram knows what each sarcastic look and side eye Perry gives him mean and acknowledges his opinions and objections.
My point is, Monogram and Perry might be boss and subordinate, but in a very casual, chill sort of way.
Sometimes I think how Phineas and Ferb get Busted might have my favorite Canderemy dynamic, and then I remember this was all Perry's dream. And the funny thing is that it's actually pretty obvious. Candace and Jeremy drove a flying car, scaled walls, wore disguises and went undercover. You can definitely see how Perry's spy mind came up with this, even the academy style summer school setup might be reminiscent of his training days.
Especially here they both have that Perry vibe and look in their eyes, and they seem a bit more athletic than usual.
So yeah, this is essentially Perry's subconscious Canderemy fanfic.
Also, gotta appreciate how Candace leads the dance and Jeremy's massive golden retriever energy.
In conclusion, Perry has impeccable taste and headcanons, and is one supportive platypus.