Lan Xichen, Trying To Convince Nie Mingjue To Join The Brotherhood: You Know... I Thought It'd Be Good

Nya: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Jay, Lloyd and Zane: Okay.

Nya: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Jay: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Lloyd: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Zane: Bold of you to assume I can die.

There's something oddly satisfying about Phineas not recognizing Perry while wearing his hat.

We stan an Autistic king!

Ninjago Dragons Rising Season 2 Part 2 Spoilers!

Not Cole and Geo doing the accidental-hands-touching trope over a fruit stand, literal fruit, a fruit stand! 😭

Like they couldn't make it more obvious if they tried

Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

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Wyldfyre: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Sun Wukong: Macaque, I've written a love poem

Sun Wukong: Would you like to hear it?

Macaque:

Macaque: Is it to yourself?

Sun Wukong: It's entitled "Orange is the New Sexy"

Ghibli GB Siblings

They're celebrating one of the ninja's victories.