Can Fandom Bring Back The Concept Of A Squick?

Someone in the band: *sneezes*

Brian: Remember January 14 1972 when I told you to bring a jacket

They’re now arguing about who gets to be Heather Chandler. Or more accurately, who gets to not be Heather Duke and Christine’s going as Heather Mac.

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

Jeremy asked if I was really drinking vodka and I told him it was digital and I can’t get drunk. He asked why I would even drink it, then. I informed him that I do have a personality that just so happens to live aesthetics and drama.

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

Things that Michael and Jeremy have said that make me want to slap both of them

An incomplete list:

“It’s 420 somewhere”

“I’m not a useless furry. I’m just a furry that happens to be useless.”

“You have neither the authority nor the electricity to stop me from masturbating.”

“Buckaroo Bonzai would kick Han Solo’s ass but Tim Curry would ultimately win.” “Before getting killed by Chuck Norris.” “Dude, don’t date this conversation more than it already is.”

Character: is sarcastic, has a tragic past, probably evil, a jerk, impeccable fashion sense, cocky, good w their hands.

Me:

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!