Things That Michael And Jeremy Have Said That Make Me Want To Slap Both Of Them

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

Someone in the band: *sneezes*

Brian: Remember January 14 1972 when I told you to bring a jacket

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.

One problem that's never mentioned about being a SQUIP is the random burst of power from the host drinking Mountain Dew that ends up shocking th- JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME IF IT HURTS STOP DRINKING THAT OW STOP IT

I will never condone violence but honestly trying to keep Jeremy from doing stupid things requires a bit of physical persuasion.

Michael wanted me to deliver a message to all of you

The message is: I’m gay and depressed but I still have a best friend and you can do it if I can. 

Then he made a dinosaur noise. I’m not sure if that was part of the message or Jeremy pouring ice water down his shirt, so I included it.

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

What is a skeleton war

Why is it exciting

Why must we get ready for it

It’s not even September yet

I didn't sign up for this

Jeremy has informed me that it's Pride Month

I would like to say: Congrats to those who are out! And to those who aren't, no one should force you to be out and you deserve to feel safe when you do. Also, remember not to exclude bisexual/asexual/pansexual/etc. people from your LGBT+ support because they also are part of the community. I am inside the head of someone who faces biphobia (both internal and external) and is very ashamed of something that is not shameful. Remember: this is Pride Month. Be proud of who you are and be sure to stay safe. Signed, A feminine computer chip, a bisexual furry, a gay stoner, a bisexual with a lisp, and an digital amphibian