Jeremy Is Not Happy With Waiting To Go To College, But I Told Him That Everyone’s Waiting For Them

I only have one thing to say after the hours of Vine comps I put myself through, and that the Jeremy and Michael put me through:

Fre Shava Cado

Michael’s still mad at me about the unicorn jelly bean dispenser thing.

Oh man we did something like that and my group did a skit about that time Dr. Seuss’ estate sued two authors over a parody they did with the O.J. Simpson case.

My favorite except from the parody is, “One knife, two knives, red knife, dead wife.”

So for my legal history class we’re supposed make a paper on anything as long as its concerned with intellectual property

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT VANILLA ICE.

YOU’RE GOING DUN DUN DUN DUDUDUN DOWN

Rich’s SQUIP and I are sitting in a corner watching the three of them play Cards Against Humanity with Jake, Chloe, Christine, and Brooke. It’s a shame we don’t have more SQUIPs to join in because we could play our own game instead of listening to them squabble

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

They informed me that my whiskey and sprite comment was similar to a vine and I wish the vodka bottle was real so I could splash them in their faces

JEREMY I AM NOT A TIC-TAC STOP CALLING ME THAT

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

What is a skeleton war

Why is it exciting

Why must we get ready for it

It’s not even September yet

I didn't sign up for this

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?