Jeremy Told Me That I Should Get Some Vodka For Black Friday Since It’s Discounted. I Appreciate The

Jeremy told me that I should get some vodka for Black Friday since it’s discounted. I appreciate the sentiment, but why would I go through the effort of attempting to purchase vodka off the internet when I can just get digital versions of it for free?

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7 years ago

I deeply regret my decision and have serious concerns about why he would choose a dolphin. It doesn't even have fur.

Dearest Internet, what is a Furry?

Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.

3 years ago

I dipped out of rp on here for like 2 years because work and other personal things, but I’m slowly getting myself back into it

Here are my rp blogs, fully updated!

versin-surfin: A multimuse featuring muses from my previous blogs, as well as new ones! Main muses including Matthew the Raven from Sandman, Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, The Monster from The Magicians, Haymitch from The Hunger Games, Dan Torrance from The Shining/Doctor Sleep, and many many more.

hearsthephone: Finney Blake from The Black Phone movie and Joe Hill short story. You won’t receive any notifications from vodkasquip for that one, but it is me.

ourcbourcs: The Barkeep from the 2014 movie Predestination and the Robert Heinlein short story “All You Zombies”. Again, you won’t get notifications from vodkasquip but it is me

So yeah, if I follow you and you rp in any of these places, that might be why I followed you! Sorry for the inconvenience

6 years ago

Never let two teenagers know you have knowledge of cocktails because then they will quiz you on it.


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6 years ago

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?


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6 years ago

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.


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1 year ago

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

6 years ago

Jeremy keeps calling me, "Veronica," and I don't kmoe wether to shock him or thank him.

2 years ago

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary


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6 years ago

They’re now arguing about who gets to be Heather Chandler. Or more accurately, who gets to not be Heather Duke and Christine’s going as Heather Mac.


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6 years ago

The phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged me in this so I’ll be doing it: post 10 gifs from your 10 favorite movies and tag some people (not in order and most definitely not all of them)

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Tagging: @antiarchangel @whatshehassaid @1-love-pencils @blackroselovesyou and anyone who wants to! Tag me in your things I wanna see what movies you like!


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