Jeremy Has Informed Me That It's Pride Month

Jeremy is not happy with waiting to go to college, but I told him that everyone’s waiting for them and that he at least is suffering with everyone. He wasn’t incredibly comforted but appreciated the sentiment.

i love u

Thank you. If I had any method to stimulate love I would probably say the same.

Jeremy and Michael just got back from Hereditary.

Two major things happened:

1. When the ad said, “Please turn off all electronic devices,” Jeremy whispered, “Shutdown,” and then turned me back on after it was done. At least he has some decency and courtesy for others. Even if it was a bit annoying.

2. I do wish that he left me on. I could have warned them of any jumpscares that were coming, as well as disturbing scenes. They were both shaking and kept trying to convince me to let them burn sage when they got home. After reviewing what they actually saw, I must say that it’s pretty intriguing and does get my approval. 

Just be aware that it does have intense sequences and really disturbing content.

JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME YOU WILL NOT BE USED FOR THE RITUAL SINCE YOU ARE NOT CONNECTED TO ANY OCCULTISTS AND DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Stoppp shocking jeremeyyyyy

Make me.

@uselesstwinkharker

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Me: That’s it, you’re grounded! Get on the TV!

Jeremy: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

...Did I do that right? I’m trying to expand the variety of posts I make, so I tried to make a “shitpost.”

Sometimes I wish that the vodka I drink was real because I cannot deal with Jeremy

$91

"God she's just so."

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy