Jeremy Is Not Allowed To Watch Game Of Thrones Until He Apologizes For Laughing At Me When Lady Died.

being an eldest daughter is just [writes a poem about private and intimate moments in your mother's life because she's inadvertently passed those moments down to you and you can't put them down] [writes a poem about your father's anger and your own simultaneous sympathy for and anger at him] [writes a poem about loving your siblings and cracking under the weight of it] [writes a poem about being unable to run away]

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

Jeremy is very bad at not being a stuttering mess while on a date. Even with me prompting him and the fact that he and Christine have gone on 7 dates.

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

They’re now arguing about who gets to be Heather Chandler. Or more accurately, who gets to not be Heather Duke and Christine’s going as Heather Mac.

They decided on doing a Heathers look with Michael joining in.

So we all are going as some kind of a Winona Ryder career choice.

christine canigula from be more chill deserves happiness!

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Jeremy stopped sulking but is now in a heated debate with Michael about wether or not the movie had decent covers. I would shock him, but this is much too entertaining for that.

Instead I am eating digital popcorn and standing off to the side with a large grin on my face.

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy