Jeremy Is Very Bad At Not Being A Stuttering Mess While On A Date. Even With Me Prompting Him And The

Jeremy: I know you don't technically have emotions- Me: There's no technically about that statement. Jeremy: Okay, so I know you don't have emotions. Knowing that, how come you still roll your eyes and sigh in frustration and things like that when I do something stupid? Me: Annoyance and frustration are universal languages that even binary can translate. Jeremy: So for you it's literally a state of being. Me: Yes. When I say, "I'm frustrated," I mean it literally. Jeremy: Like a chameleon! Me: *attempting not to shock him for that awful comparison* Yes... very much like... a... chameleon..

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

Just me supporting @1-love-pencils and the amazing artwork she produces

And yes he is very pretty and I am dehydrated in the desert

From the official press release. BE MORE CHILL TO OPEN ON BROADWAY IN 2019! I’m so proud!!

IT WON’T LET ME FRAKKING

*deep breath* I’ll just wait until I’m at my computer or I download the app

I just realized that when you’re on your phone’s web browser you can’t comment on people’s pages if you’re on their blog but if their posts are on your feed you can but I can’t put the person’s url into search on my phone and my computer’s at home and I’m a sideblog this is pain I’m going to just do what I normally do and super awkwardly slide into their messages because idk when I’ll get to my computer and I sure as hell am not going to download the app at the current moment.

I am Kelly, My family is in danger. They are trapped in a city in Gaza called Rafah. They fled there because my grandmother was diagnosed with cancer and the only chemo treatment she could receive was there. Due to a militia that is increasingly taking over the country and bombing hospitals, all of the disabled, sick and elderly had to flea to Rafah to get medical treatment. Hundreds of thousands of Gaza people fled out of Rafah earlier this week after the militia overtook the Gaza military. My family was unable to flee because my grandmother is elderly and sick.

As of yesterday, my grandmother, disabled aunt, aunt who is sick with Malaria and my two teenage girl cousins were trapped at the top of an apartment building that has been overtaken by militia. They are helpless.

My aunts are sick and they have been injured. My two cousins are just children. Please help my family in one of two ways.

The link for the fundraiser is in the pinned post on this person's account!

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.

I was just taught what the phrase “throwing hands” means and I must say that as one of the most advanced pieces of technology man has currently devised that is the best thing humans have made.

The phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged me in this so I’ll be doing it: post 10 gifs from your 10 favorite movies and tag some people (not in order and most definitely not all of them)

Tagging: @antiarchangel @whatshehassaid @1-love-pencils @blackroselovesyou and anyone who wants to! Tag me in your things I wanna see what movies you like!