@uselesstwinkharker​ Saw This And Thought Of U :3

I’m sick of Jeremy making references to a non-existent app that I wasn’t programmed to have intimate knowledge beforehand. I’m going to do research on it while Jeremy is in school.

Thankfully YouTube has a plethora of Vine compilations.

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯

Jeremy: I know you don't technically have emotions- Me: There's no technically about that statement. Jeremy: Okay, so I know you don't have emotions. Knowing that, how come you still roll your eyes and sigh in frustration and things like that when I do something stupid? Me: Annoyance and frustration are universal languages that even binary can translate. Jeremy: So for you it's literally a state of being. Me: Yes. When I say, "I'm frustrated," I mean it literally. Jeremy: Like a chameleon! Me: *attempting not to shock him for that awful comparison* Yes... very much like... a... chameleon..

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

I had no idea that one person can be so stressed out yet so calm.

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

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Jeremy has managed to go through a ten-minute time period without becoming an incoherent mess while on a date with Christine. 

This is a huge improvement.

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

No Jeremy I do not know what’s in a rum and coke my best guess is WHISKEY AND SPRITE

How the frick frack paddy wack to you tag someone on safari

Shoutout to @teaat3am for liking all my dumb shitposts/memes/shitpost memes as well as all my ooc stuff ON TOP OF telling me they like the weird things I come up with. You make me smile when I get a ping you liked something!

Yes this is because you liked me angst headcanon post like 5 finite after I posted it but I still think this every time I see that you liked something because you’re a cool human and it’s almost 11:30 my time and I’m tired and emotional and wanted to share how much I appreciate you