One Problem That's Never Mentioned About Being A SQUIP Is The Random Burst Of Power From The Host Drinking

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

Michael wanted me to deliver a message to all of you

The message is: I’m gay and depressed but I still have a best friend and you can do it if I can. 

Then he made a dinosaur noise. I’m not sure if that was part of the message or Jeremy pouring ice water down his shirt, so I included it.

Never mind two of them were porn bots. I do not approve of them, and Jeremy needs to kick his porn habit, so we’re down to 98. 

Oh well.

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

a little baby polar bear summersaults into your askbox, holding a letter in his mouth. he hands the note to you: “I love you. you are a wonderful, loved person, and I hope you have a wonderful day.“

“Why, thank you my furry friend. I appreciate it.”

Yesterday was Bisexual Awareness Day. Happy belated to the Bisexuals both in the closet and out of it.

They informed me that my whiskey and sprite comment was similar to a vine and I wish the vodka bottle was real so I could splash them in their faces