Dearest Internet, What Is A Furry?

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”

Some more gems

Just me supporting @1-love-pencils and the amazing artwork she produces

And yes he is very pretty and I am dehydrated in the desert

If Jeremy says “It is Wednesday my dudes,” one more time, I am going to shock him harder than I ever have.

I finally convinced Jeremy to stop drinking the regular Mountain Dew and he’s enjoying the fact that it doesn’t send a jolt of energy to me, with the side effect of him getting shocked.

It took way to long to get to this point, and I’m so exhausted that I can’t fully congratulate him without sounding extremely bitter.

Which I am.

“Yare yare daze…”

I dipped out of rp on here for like 2 years because work and other personal things, but I’m slowly getting myself back into it

Here are my rp blogs, fully updated!

versin-surfin: A multimuse featuring muses from my previous blogs, as well as new ones! Main muses including Matthew the Raven from Sandman, Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, The Monster from The Magicians, Haymitch from The Hunger Games, Dan Torrance from The Shining/Doctor Sleep, and many many more.

hearsthephone: Finney Blake from The Black Phone movie and Joe Hill short story. You won’t receive any notifications from vodkasquip for that one, but it is me.

ourcbourcs: The Barkeep from the 2014 movie Predestination and the Robert Heinlein short story “All You Zombies”. Again, you won’t get notifications from vodkasquip but it is me

So yeah, if I follow you and you rp in any of these places, that might be why I followed you! Sorry for the inconvenience

Rich has started a relationship with a boy named Jake. I don’t know much about Jake. Not much data on him from Jeremy, and there’s no SQUIP to sync with. But he seems nice, and Rich’s SQUIP approves.

Jeremy is not allowed to watch Game of Thrones until he apologizes for laughing at me when Lady died.

Me: I have 69 followers.

Jeremy: Haha, nice.

Me: I won’t shock you in celebration.

Jeremy: Nice