I Am Slightly Worse Than A Japanese Middle Schooler At Understanding Japanese, But Slightly Better Than

tell me about mahjong. also what fighting games do u play

mahjong's really fun!! its an ancient chinese game in which you and 3 other anime women take turns drawing and discarding tiles, all trying to build your hand into one of many specific patterns, and whoever gets their pattern completed first wins. and if you get a really special pattern or a combination of a bunch of patterns you get a shit ton of money.

but watch out! if you discard the tile someone else needs to win, a big red button pops up that says RON, and then you get struck by lightning while the enemy catgirl yells her hand at you and sucks out your life points.

its a really high skill ceiling game about predicting your opponent's hand from their discards, building high efficiency tile shapes without sacrificing hand value and safety, and choosing to push or fold based on expected values and the gamestate. of course what actually happens is i spend 6 entire rounds of a ranked game trying to build fat hands just for my opponents to be luckier or faster than me, but i fold perfectly because i have infinite patience and am in tune with the flow like akagi, and then i make it to like south 3 without a single deal-in and FINALLY get tenpai with a riichi tanyao pinfu 2 dora sanmentan wait with a possible sanshoku doujun, and then this

fuck ass cat tsumos some bullshit for one dollar and i get third for the 50 billionth time in a row because im cursed but maybe thats just gold room

the rules can be a little convoluted, but if you can find 2-3 friends to learn with its a real good time. ranked is fun if you're into orgasm denial and other exercises in futility.

also look at my leopard girlfriend she's so cute

why the fuck do i have to be bocchi the rock phenotype this fucking sucks ! shit!!!

having a nice and normal call with someone and then hanging up and instantly yelling "what the fuck what the fuck why did i sound like that AAAAAAAAAAAA" and feeling my body temperature drop like 10 degrees and i start biting chunks out of my hand and crying blood and rotating in a circle

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

One of the really fucked things about being super depressed for a long time is that you can have as many sad or stressful dreams as you want, but the second anything happy happens you think "well thats unrealistic" and then wake up

what if we romantically swapped ssh keys (>\\\<)

no. fucking application or website should be able to pop anything up in front of me or have a banner slide down and move everything on the screen when i am just trying to fucking navigate menus. literally not one time have either of these things happened and been useful or sold their side product or new feature or whatever at best it makes me clickt he wrong thing and makes me hate their service 15% more

any second now everyone is going to notice the massive unsalvageable flaw that even I cannot begin to pinpoint

the marvellous misadventures of flatpak