The Marvellous Misadventures Of Flatpak

(sagely) they’re called broad shoulders because broads have em

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currently feeling shame about the inherent selfishness of navel gazing egocentric internality. could learn from the consideration and empathy seen in others. crashed out and is banned from speaking in first person for a while.

i went to the dentist and i made sure not to swallow a single time while the lady was working in my mouth, in hopes that it would let her know about my gag reflex. just In Case

sometimes when a youtuber runs out of ideas they'll do some shit like "I Got Tricked By My Friends Into Going Skydiving And It Was Crazy!!!!!" and like

isn't the point of skydiving getting to know a cute instructor and then getting harnessed to her chest and pushed out of the airplane together and noticing that she seems to really enjoy watching you flail around and panic, and then when she finally decides to activate the parachute you spend a few tender moments floating to the ground as she caresses you and tells you that you're so brave and adorable for her?

i feel like nobody understands these things like i do. mr beast should hire me.

get it twisted, the only way for you to make friends is to get so good at something that everyone else becomes forced to keep you around. make them need you or you'll be thrown away.

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life

In the wake of Trump's recent transphobic executive order, I'll repeat what I said in 2017: the president has never kept us safe. The federal government is not going to keep us safe. The people who help trans people, that love us, that protect us and keep us safe - is us. We are not in a state of unprecedented transphobia, we are in the status quo. Organize, do outreach, feed the homeless and get involved. You will find a community of trans people and gay people and allies that will have your back. You are not alone.