Vaguely-ruth - Smokin That Shit That Made George W A Bush

Big Announcement!!

Found the big obelisk that causes mental illness and threw it into a volcano!! Everyone is cured!!! We can all focus on solving material problems and enjoying our lives lets gooo!!!!!

Crashing your car only hurts if you have a heavy karmic debt

Do you want to play virtual fighter (the 32x port)? I have many weird fighting games in my bag of tricks

yea i'd love to! im jumbo unemployed and my sleep schedule is permanently fucked so you can dm me literally any time of the day or night and i will game. ill dm u my discord

i dont give a SHIT about FUCK. i'll put you in a goddamn box you ugly some of a bitch. tenderly nibble the weird skin i got where my nuts used to be. clean my house and detail my car you WORM #yearofdaSNAKE

I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life