Most Interesting Things Tumblr Has So Far Advertised To Me:

real (my friend is a 10 min walk away from my house)

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

Darry with body dysmorphia

Darry who feels too young to have a big body like he does

Darry who cringes when someone says he looks just like his dad because he feels weird thinking about it

Darry who just feels like a puppy with big paws, not used to his size

Darry who runs into a doorway and realizes how big he really is

Darry

SUPER SIGMA ART🔥🔥

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@joetastic2739 thanks for your content!!!

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak

im sick of pretending I'm not a hater too 💔

I’m tired of saying no hate when I’m the biggest hater 😕

love the fact that ponyboy is just drowning in one sided beef against everyone but soda and johnny. theyd probably jump a guy for him and he just goes “ew. what a bunch of losers.”

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

i know se hinton was prolly joking about darry being a stripper but i choose to believe it you cant stop me from drawing low quality stripper darry