Im Sick Of Pretending I'm Not A Hater Too 💔

Smth that's lingers on my mind is how the Greasers are really poor (great observation) but also a lot of POC were broke in the 60's due to people not hiring them. So, it wouldn't be to crazy to say that Johnny, Steve, Dallas and Two-bit are all POC? Just like something in my bones is telling me Steve is mexican and Johnny is Puerto Rican and they speak in spainish whenever their talking shit abt other people?? Also idk what Two-bit would be but my bones are telling me he's mixed.. like white and something else.. Dallas would look like SUPER white but ik that man is Asian. maybe he's a quarter Vietnamese. I haven't quite pin pointed it but my bones do not lie when it comes to my special interests

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

idc beyblades got cool ass colors

Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:

anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)

an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)

emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)

the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)

Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)

offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)

how to hire a dating coach (????)

mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)

a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)

coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)

All three Curtis brothers had a moment where they believed their brothers were homophobic bc they started dating their sweethearts (Paul, Steve, Curly) and were met with disgusted looks and heavy judgement.

None of them are homophobic, of course.

All three Curtis brothers just have HORRIBLE taste in men.

im clawing at the floor pls dont make me start crying

Okay okay hear me out Army Dreamers with the main 3 lines (yk the ones) assigned like this

What could he do? (Should’ve been a rockstar) but he didn’t have the money for a guitar is Darry and Two-Bit

What could he do? (Should’ve been a politician) but he never had a proper education is Dally and Ponyboy

What could he do? (Should’ve been a father) but he never even made it to his 20’s is Steve and Soda

Johnny doesn’t get a main line because Johnny never got anything.

i dont wanna come right out and say it but you definitely kiss boys in ur free time

Oh js wait till I tell u what happened on monday

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

This is what scrolling feels like when you do it right