The Way Ppl Have Designated Cuddling As A Purely Romantic Thing And Is Weird Outside Of That Context

idc beyblades got cool ass colors

PREACH

“we need more complex female characters”

okay, well how about you take the ones we have and stop bitching about them doing “bad things”. let them be mean! let them be selfish!! yes, cheating is very wrong, i get it, but so is jumping kids! yall will give the most IN DEPTH analysis of these random soc boys and why they jump greasy kids (which there’s nothing wrong with analyzing the soc boys) but then you’ll turn around and bitch and moan about cherry and how she broke up with bob, or sandy and that she cheated, and sylvia cheating too, like…they’re all morally grey. no one’s black and white. they’re all good and bad. let them be good and bad, because even if these characters were the most fleshed out, sweetest characters ever, yall would dub them “annoying”

idk, it bugs me a lot of you can’t tell

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

"Hes a little guy with a big butt" -my friend 2025 😭🙏

i physically need to squeeze Darry. like psssst psospspsps come here little guy I'm gonna squish you. Think of hugging a really fat cat. I need to do that.

as a trans man, this is rlly helpful!!

masculine ways to communicate

morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight

send nudes or i'll kill myself

hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together

you sound crazy right now. you're making that up

Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:

anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)

an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)

emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)

the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)

Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)

offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)

how to hire a dating coach (????)

mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)

a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)

coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own