As A Trans Man, This Is Rlly Helpful!!

man i really don't think so but okay i guess

hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

i’m so sorry but two bit would make those “me after discovering girls get period cramps (i’m a 6’7’’ feminist btw)” posts on tiktok/instagram

Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

I fear your serving cunt!!

Realisations in hindsight:

The next time someone tries the "what is a woman but an adult human female" copypasta with me, I am going to demand them to define the word "adult" without including arbitrary socially constructed numbers of age, and in a way that excludes all people who are socially agreed to be minors, and includes all people who are socially agreed to be adults.

Then, whatever they answer, I'm just going to accuse them of wanting to fuck children.

thinking about baby sodapop who was a sensory seeking child who would just eat everything

mama catches him gnawing on the counters, has to snatch him up and give him something else to chew on — she thought maybe he was just teething for an extra period of time than normal

which yeah, technically so, but it admittedly got a bit confusing at times when pops had reached for something one day only to find out his coke bottle was covered in spit. and little soda was sat there with his tongue stuck out like

"sodiepop, now what in the world are you doin'?"

"ah :D" replies baby soda, who smacks his head against the chair on accident as he goes to start on his next chewing victim

guys pls tell me pure hell fans are real

darrel curtis....

i feel personally attacked/hj

People on Tumbkr are like Ohhh blood makes me cum I’m #jerkin it Right now to blood and guts and gore . Hey man . That’s awesome. Proud of u

YES OMG YESSSS

mexican steve randle you will forever mean everything to me 🥹

like just imagine him, disconnected from this part of himself, finally learning to be somewhat comfortable and showing the curtis gang his favorite foods, sayings, and bits of culture

steve teaching everyone how to make homemade pupusas and tamales, and some little things like fideo and rice become a common dinner side [these are just cause those are some of my favs my family makes]

steve makes migas for soda once and it turns into one of his favorite breakfast foods [me too soda, me too]

he teaches soda the little bits of spanish he knows and they call each other sweet things like "mi amor", "mi corazón", and "mi alma" [and stupid things like "tonto" and "puta"]

he slips up sometimes and says things like "ay dios mio" and "aye yai yai" out of pure exasperation [same], which then gets added to sodas vocabulary

he owns so many sarape blankets and keeps a few of his favorite ones at the curtis house, everybody loves them for their warmth and texture and prefers them when sleeping over

OH MY GOD TRES LECHES it becomes the second favorite cake to their classic chocolate <3

ill tag some ppl too just cause i think i should start doing that :3 @deim0sdread @n0rthern-star @tex-aintdeadyet